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#114709 - 07/26/05 02:59 PM Xtian Exodus to South Carolina?
Mars Offline
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So they want to move thousands of Xtians to S.C. and secede from the Union.
I think it’s a great idea. It will put them in one place out of my way and I’ll avoid going there at all cost.
Looks like the Palmetto State will be the Jesus State. Halleluiah!

http://christianexodus.org/

http://greenvilleonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050712/NEWS01/507120311/1004

http://www.fox21.com/Global/story.asp?S=3592505&nav=2KPpc7ZV
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#114710 - 07/26/05 03:11 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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Oh, if only...

Of course, they breed like rabbits, so they'd quickly overpopulate the state and would be living in poverty. They'd probably like that, though. The Christians do love to suffer for their cranky Jehovah.


Edited by Agt_Malebranche (07/26/05 03:11 PM)

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#114711 - 07/26/05 03:21 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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Poor North Carolina. Such a beautiful state which has to suffer bordering this new state of mediocrity.

I actually have neighbors who are Christians that are moving there. I did not inquire as to why they are moving, but this is an interesting twist.

The funny thing is, my neighbors said they would miss my cheerfulness. Oh, if they only knew!
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#114712 - 07/26/05 04:35 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Rev_Malebranche]
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Of course, they breed like rabbits, so they'd quickly overpopulate the state and would be living in poverty. They'd probably like that, though. The Christians do love to suffer for their cranky Jehovah.




Ha! That is true.
Perhaps we could help accomodate their journey, a la "trail of tears".
Then, when they arrived at the end of their pilgrimmage, they would actually have a reason to feel persecuted.

As far as the overpopulation is concerned...
I envision the nation's first state-wide trailer park,
appropriately titled: "New Jerusalem".
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#114713 - 07/26/05 04:44 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mr. Obsidian]
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As far as the overpopulation is concerned...
I envision the nation's first state-wide trailer park,
appropriately titled: "New Jerusalem".




Some trailers are nice, practical, low-overhead solutions for modern living.

I was thinking something more along the lines of "shanty town."

I see acres and acres of wet, mouldering cardboard...

They can even have cute little leper villages like back in Jesus' heyday.

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#114714 - 07/26/05 04:52 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Rev_Malebranche]
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I was thinking something more along the lines of "shanty town."

I see acres and acres of wet, mouldering cardboard...





Like a modern Xtian "hooverville?"
Perhaps the homes could be made out of an even cheaper, more common resource... bibles, anyone?

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They can even have cute little leper villages like back in Jesus' heyday.




That's damn funny.
Maybe on weekends the leper villages can be opened as petting zoos?
Spread the love!
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#114715 - 07/26/05 05:23 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mr. Obsidian]
Mars Offline
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I don’t quite believe it will be a "hooverville." Overpopulation is an issue but most Xtians are hypocrites. They wouldn’t want to live under Puritan Government with no booze or porn. Most will like the idea at first but as things pan out (if they do) they will see it as to strict. We’ll see who is the most “Christian” when the time comes.
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#114716 - 07/26/05 06:08 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mr. Obsidian]
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Maybe on weekends the leper villages can be opened as petting zoos?
Spread the love!




That's a sexy, sexy idea.

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#114717 - 07/26/05 06:15 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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I don’t quite believe it will be a "hooverville."




Well, not at first. First it will be all white picket fences and calico dresses with the doilie collars.

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Overpopulation is an issue but most Xtians are hypocrites. They wouldn’t want to live under Puritan Government with no booze or porn. Most will like the idea at first but as things pan out (if they do) they will see it as to strict. We’ll see who is the most “Christian” when the time comes.




Most Christians are Christian in name only. They'd be whatever everyone else was. Those types wouldn't tolerate a land without modern vices. But this Carolina secession seems more geared toward very serious zealots. Zealots seem to be fully capable of maintaining their bland brand of insanity for several generations. Just look at the Amish. And the Taliban. Tomato, Tomahto.

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#114718 - 07/26/05 06:17 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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In light of the recent Supreme Court decision regarding personal property rights I propose a mass exodus of land developers to SC to seize their new homes and put up hotels.
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#114719 - 07/26/05 06:45 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Rev_Malebranche]
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I suspect that there is going to be an awful lot of miss guided teens in a few years, looking to escape their parents self-imposed white-washed prison...

The "other" faith will be there to herd them in their own direction.

Poor lost youth.
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#114720 - 07/26/05 09:09 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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I saw that story on the national news the other night. I don't normally tune it to keep MISinformed, but it was on while I was eating dinner, and well, I was busy eating and not channel surfing. If I picked up the remote I'd have to not be picking up my food and eating it.

They sensationalized it as always. The "voice" as the program was preparing to cut to commercial stated something to the effect of, "Christians wanting to secede from the union!!!" They make it sound like all Hell is breaking loose, when in reality it's a fucking group of families somewhere in South Carolina who are all bible thumpers. The location doesn't surprise me one single bit seeing as how that's where the BoJo's are. Yeah, the BoJo's, remember them? The Bob Jones University where there was a big stink several years ago about them not allowing interracial dating. At first they claimed they were right in God's eyes. Then they changed their policies after the media attacked them relentlessly. At that point, they were "disarming Satan". I'm not to far from the South Carolina border of Georgia. I wouldn't be surprised if next time I drove up there to buy fireworks, the state welcome sign said "WELCOME TO SOUTH CAROLINA, THE RELIGIOUS FRUIT LOOP STATE"
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#114721 - 07/26/05 10:36 PM It has been tried before. [Re: Mars]
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But the War of Northern Aggression ended that little effort.

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#114722 - 07/26/05 11:26 PM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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*scratches South Carolina off of his list of states to possibly relocate to after graduation*

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#114723 - 07/27/05 04:08 AM Re: Xtian Exodus to South Carolina? [Re: Mars]
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So they want to move thousands of Xtians to S.C. and secede from the Union.
I think it’s a great idea. It will put them in one place out of my way and I’ll avoid going there at all cost.
Looks like the Palmetto State will be the Jesus State. Halleluiah!




I say someone should send them smallpox laden blankets to keep themselves warm on the journey there.

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Zealots seem to be fully capable of maintaining their bland brand of insanity for several generations. Just look at the Amish. And the Taliban. Tomato, Tomahto.




Hey. What goes: Clip clop clip clop clip clop *BANG!*?




Amish carbomb.
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