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#124058 - 09/27/05 07:46 AM I can't hardly post nothin'!
Baelosia Offline


Registered: 08/22/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Texas, USA
How limited is my post text in bytes? I can't seem to hardly ramble off about 1/5th of what I have to say before I hit the bottom of the post box and can type no further. Is this an imposed limitation of the message board, or a limitation of my own ability to understand how to use it?

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#124059 - 09/27/05 07:57 AM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: Baelosia]
claw Offline


Registered: 09/16/05
Posts: 23
Loc: Sydney, Australia
You can't hardly post nothin?

Maybe you spelled the words on the Envelope wrong.

Try typing numbers until it stops.

Remember to start counting in two's for each number after 9 and then in three's for every number you count after 99.

Can you do that?
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#124060 - 09/27/05 09:36 AM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: Baelosia]
Hagen von Tronje Offline

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Registered: 06/28/01
Posts: 10143
Unless there's some new bug that I'm not aware of, you can post fairly massive blocks of text. You'll notice to the right side of the text entry section on your "new post" screen, there is a ghosted scroll bar. Type something long, and the scroll bar becomes active.

While you can post as much text as you want, it is generally considered impolite to post anything too huge in terms of memory size, like several dozen large photos. If you wish to post lots of photos, I suggest hosting the photos on an outside site and using HTML to insert them so as not to eat up all of Magister Ventrue's bandwidth hosting your photos.
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#124061 - 09/27/05 10:23 AM You... [Re: claw]
Baelosia Offline


Registered: 08/22/05
Posts: 10
Loc: Texas, USA
...are trying to get under my skin, yes?
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#124062 - 09/27/05 03:16 PM No [Re: Baelosia]
DarkWater Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 784
Loc: SinCity
Quote:

You are trying to get under my skin, yes?



No. I think what CLW is trying to do is express his belief that you are a prick. Am I right, CLW?

Why might he think you are a prick? Maybe we will find cause from some of the things you have written in other posts...

To Satanya, you admit:

Quote:

I usually fail miserably and people just hate me. I soak in it, and absorb negative energy.



I believe you. And if you want company, society is filled with people like you. The outcast. The loser. The unwanted. The pretentious. The immature. The non-Satanist.

Take comfort in knowing that you are not alone.


Next, in your barely coherent philosophical teaser posted in the General Satanism forum, you say:

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So then, if I look a confused Xtian in the eye and tell him that I am a Satanist with utmost sincerity, what am I doing? Worshiping the goddamned DEVIL, that's what!



The only way to make your conclusion follow from your premise is to define "worshiping the goddamned DEVIL" as the act of confiding to a Christian, with utmost sincerity, that you are a Satanist. But then, defining the phrase "worshiping the goddamned DEVIL" in this way would turn your argument in an exceptionally stupid tautology. Mr. Baelosia, is that what you were trying to do? Your argument makes no sense understood in any other way.

Clarify if you can.


Now this little ditty is bound to raise a few eyebrows:

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Yes, life after death may be a great abstinence for many. For me, I hope that it entails a sort of morbid domination over the souls damned by the powers that be for being ignorant and arrogant pricks in life. . . . I'd gladly accomodate their dreams of being tormented by the likes of something far more sinister than they ever encountered before. Me!



So, you wish for an afterlife where you prove yourself to be far more cruel than any "Demonic entity" as you torture people with hellfire.

I have always thought of the Christian God as the one of the most sadistic and deranged tyrants ever conjured in the human mind. I reach this conclusion in part because of God's intense glee at torturing in his eternal hell all those he dislikes.

And yet, you happily claim this despicable character for yourself? Would you really look a person in the eyes as you dump fiery coals on his head and listen to his screams? Would you do this, or were you just being pretentious?

If I were in a position to control the eternal fate of others, I could imagine wiping out of existence those I deemed undesirable. But to inflict pain and suffering simply to amuse myself?

You are a true sadist.


To Disciple, you write:

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Are you saying that there is no hoofed man? That is it not possible for a Demonic entity to manifest itself in this form, at the very least? ANYTHING is possible. Enough people beleive in Satan for him to exist.



Many more people believe in God and Santa Clause than in Satan. And so, applying your rationale consistently, I suppose we must conclude that both God and Santa exist too, right? Please tell me you were just being a braying ass with this insipid argument.


To Reverand Harris, you say:

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Thanks for the suggestion buddy, but why do I need to try to be exactly like Dr. LaVey?



Are you so familiar with the respected Reverend to publicly refer to him as "buddy"? Or are you merely being disrespectful?


I checked your introduction, and in one place you remark:

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I am pretty much just here to entertain myself and possibly share some personal insight on certain topics with other people. I have little interest in trying to impress...



It is probably a good thing that you have little interest in trying to impress others, as you have done nothing that could in anyway earn respect.


Of course, I cannot say for sure if any of the above are reasons why CLW might think you are a prick. But it sure seems to make sense.

Doesn't it?

DarkWater

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#124063 - 09/27/05 06:45 PM Re: No [Re: DarkWater]
Roho_the_Rooster Offline
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Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 6999
Loc: Pre-Apocalypolis
Darwater...you have just proven that a post can indeed be sizeable, if the one writing it actually has something of substance to say.
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#124064 - 09/27/05 07:01 PM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: Baelosia]
Helliott Offline


Registered: 09/17/04
Posts: 217
Loc: VA
The "Give the devil his due" post is locked, so I am posting my response here.

I will only say this once, so listen up Baelosia: YOU ARE NOT SATAN, AND CAN NEVER BE SATAN. To spend time thinking about what you would like to do or have after you're dead and gone is useless. You say you let the herd dictate to you, in a way.

You sir, don't appear to have a strong grasp of Satanism and its application in you life here. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's how it looks to me.

So, no, you are not Satan, and probably never will be. But don't be sad- you are, in fact, a JACKASS, and there are millions of "sheeple" like you out there.
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#124065 - 09/28/05 03:47 AM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: Helliott]
claw Offline


Registered: 09/16/05
Posts: 23
Loc: Sydney, Australia
Well, I'm Glad that we cleared that up.

I've read a few posts by this Baelosia guy.

I'm a very visual being. I like to think that I can tell alot about a person by the way he/she looks/

And you Baelosia, look like a child-porn addict.

Your views about Satanism and Satan in general are nothing more than Christian-based concepts about pain and punishment.

I've heard little kids explain to me the idealisms of Satan better than you have in all of your pathetically under-developed and self-serving posts.

All of your sick fantasies I'd like you to keep to yourself.

This isn't a place to puff up our baby feathers and try to fly.

This is a place where 'grown-ups' come to use their big words.

Okay.

That was good.

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#124066 - 09/28/05 04:24 AM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: claw]
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And I'm wondering, why hasn't that prick been banned?

Shall we throw some burning coals on his head and laugh?

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#124067 - 09/28/05 03:55 PM Re: I can't hardly post nothin'! [Re: Helliott]
LKRice Offline

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Registered: 06/28/01
Posts: 6363
The "Give the devil his due" post is locked, so I am posting my response here.

1. If a thread is locked, it means that no more replies are needed or wanted, so do not go to a different thread to post a reply.

2. If you see an idiotic thread or a poster that continually posts idiotic things, ignore them and notify a Moderator. There's no need to feed the monkeys.
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