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Children are harmed every mensrual cycle and every drop of semen spilled. Period.

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That is a singularly idiotic statement. Period.

Let us suppose, for the sake of argument, that a fetus is a human being.

In that case, life would be a gift -- and pregnancy would be a service provided.

If we don't want to provide that service, we have a right to discontinue the arrangement.

We are permitted to use force to extricate ourselves, if we have to. As long as the force is no more than sufficient to do so.

If that must lead to the death of the other party -- so be it.

In short: Pregnancy is slavery, abortion is self-defense!

Everything should be illegal. There's too much free will still left in the world. It must be stopped, since everyone is against something. Let us please them all, and make everything illegal.

My body! My choice!!!! Sisters Unite!!

If pro-lifers taught their fuckin' children how their bodies functioned instead of imposing guilt and preaching abstinence ("doing that is icky and bad!"), this wouldn't be an issue. Leave the law alone and deal with your own sexual ignorance. Otherwise the ladies will have to get their abortions from the local meth dealer. Buy 3 hits and your abortion is free!

>>Mullah! Doesn't the Quran advise that all children should be offered to Jonathan Swift's Halaal Irish Delicatessen?<<

It is a common misconception.

I am instructed to tell you that the Irish do not please Allah. Thay are an ungodly nation, given to drinking and dancing.

Allah teaches us that dancing is an unforgivable sin. Except in cases where women dance - this is an occasion for celebration whereby all the men in the street may enjoy stoning her to death. It is pleasing to Allah if they dance whilst doing this.

This is the word of Allah - spoken through his messenger U.V.RAY.

Praise Allah!
~ Mullah U.V.RAY.

When did you become a radical feminist, reprobate?

Just kidding.

My answer to the abortion question is always "Yes, PLEASE."

There are Jews in the world, there are Buddists,
There are Hindus and Mormons and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came, because

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the heathen spill theirs,
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Hindu, Taoist, Morman,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Let the pagans spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Mr_Dalek, I'm not sure how you do it, but for the love of Satan, please keep doing it.

Well, on this occassion I can only take credit for the delightful singing, not the actual song.

A song you say?

I've never heard it, but now that I know it's a song, I'm going to say Stephen Lynch?

Magister Rose, that was the point of it.

I love it in Monty Python.