Im interested in becoming a member of the
Church of Satan, but I think perhaps I have the wrong idea about it. Basically I want to become a satanist so I can severely fuck with people (like casting spells and curses, etc.) See, I hate people, they are annoying and most of them are fuckin idiots, and since murder is illegal, otherwise I would probably commit one daily, I have no other means of revenge. Am I completely off track here?