a Christain in a room with 2 Satanists, an agnostic, an atheist, and a fool

That sounds like a beginning of a bad joke….

Which, actually, really happened to be what it was…

Prayer boy sounds like such a pussy.
Well- good thing you were capable of having some sense in a tense situation. This is a really good example of the differences between a Satanist and a Christian: the Satanist decides the fait, and the Christian prays for a good fate.
What stupidity…

Hail Satan!
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