Since my nieghbors, (whom also have bad grammar by the way.. I know, I see the words they are thinking!)
.. Since my nieghbors are unreceptive to our rebelious family (no we are not like the Munsters, or Addams Family).... I thought of something amusing. (This probably belongs in the "Humor" section
.. or maybe the "Dumb idea" section..) After I send away these spammers I always see them "gettin one" at the next house down the road (I go outside and watch sitting in my lawn chair) So I came up with this idea.
For maybe $40 US dollars, I can get 2 mexican kids (they have to be Mexican, because this subdivision is like one of those hoidy toidy "White American" home areas...
So 2 Mexicans, wearing all black, preferably nice clothes, slacks, a tie, etc..etc.. and walk around door to door (no knocking on doors, just placing my idea (coming next) in door slots and such (we do not have mail boxes at our houses, they are at a mail facility at locations within the subdivision).
>> The "next" part..
Passing out pamphlets, all black triple folded. white letters (white on black) The first page will have the LaVey / CoS baphomet on it with a "Welcome to the nieghborhood" under the baphomet. When you open the pamphlet up it will on one panel have:
"The Nine Satanic Statements"
and the panel next to it:
"The Nine Satanic Sins"
The final panel will have the introductory photo found on the CoS site that says "We're looking for a few outstanding individuals..."
Now in a way this is wrong... as in maybe harrassment wrong. But I would wait till November 1st to do it... so it could be played off as a "Halloween prank".
I will also have purchased a P.O. Box at the local Wal-Mart or whatever annex post office and put that address on the very back of the pamphlet with the url to the churchofsatan.com (hehe or better yet, since I have full US Military post privelages, I could get a P.O. Box on post!).
I could also make extra pamphlets and later when the Mormons come around I will open the door as if to welcome them and let them know they are doing a good job on thier pilgrimage... Then say..
Hey! wanna trade literature and bibles? When they say sure! (after I listen to thier little rant). I will give them a copy of "The Satanic Bible" and my pamphlet!
... Do not tell me this is a good idea.. you know you like it..
Let em roll!
I love a good conflict!
Religous freedom, ain't it grand!?
P.S. all information and word play in the pamphlet would be spell checked with Microsoft Word 95' and gramatized by my Swedish friend on IRC (He is a grammar nazi big time, though no matter how many times he corrects me, I still get "then,than,thier and there" messed up!) (Damn G.E.D. and ~3 years of college thanks to boredom in the military!).