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You probably skipped the introduction part here eh?
If a stranger wants to enter a house, an introduction is needed.

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I mean, like yaah... you don't wanna just invite the undercover cops in to see your grow lights and pasture in your spare bedroom.

STOP LOOKING AT ME SWAN!

***Note this message does not condone the use of mind altering substances or that I use any mind altering substance (unless wine counts).

Hail Satan

TriKster

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I very recently, last week, actually, found a way to get rid of those people for good. I have had one religious group or another show up at my door about every other day ever since i moved in here about 7 months ago. As we all know, while their reactions are amusing, answering the door naked or yelling at them only works temporarily. Have you ever considered answering the door naked, then, upon seeing the bible in their hands, yelling at them "Please no!!! Dont shoot! I wont do it again!" and so-on until they go away?

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Oh, if I had known who/what was at the door I would have just waddled to the door pants around ankles and said "Oh, good, your just in time to wipe my ass!" The throne room I was in does not have a window so I could not prepare a measured 'attack'. Like I did when I saw the Mormons park their car across from my house.

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Ah, All Hallows Eve the way is SHOULD be celebrated. You wouldn't happen to have any pictures would you?

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Aww, man, not from this last year, but for instance she goes and cuts down all the old dead evil looking trees back in the woods and creates her own forest. Then she uses lights, esp those lights that make it look like a fire. She has a very large tombstone collection (Cost us like $1000 for those damn things!) Big ones too.. so we have this evil cemetary. She made a gigantic Grim Reaper in a ritualistic robe standing over a tripod that holds a cauldron full of dry ice and it glows satanicly red.

She makes a path that leads through the cemetary, no walking up to the front door at this house. She gets that spider web stuff and closes off certain parts of the yard with those said webs..

Then there are these giant fake crows and vultures all over the place.... I think next year we will have a lot more and I am going to try to get (as I was thinking from another post I just replied too) Some kind of music from the game Silent Hill (maybe the movie "Silent Hill" has a scary soundtrack!?) Or see how spooky Dr. LaVey's music sounds.

I usually hide somewhere and jump out at people, and I also have a really deep "bassy" voice that carries, and when there is a lull between "treaters" I scream from the front of the house or go in back so the people on the next road over can hear me, horrible screams, like "OMG They are tearing me apart.. please someone save me.. save my children.. someone help me... AHHHHH"

It is a total blast. I also think this year I need to get a really cool ritualistic robe and a very scary and large monster mask (those ones like they sell that the face is like 2 or 3 ft. long). carry my giant Nordic sword around and using computer parts and 12 volt batteries I am going to use those profile kits you can get for cars to make it look like the bottom of my robe is glowing red.

Buwahahaha...

Also as far as pictures it is really hard to get the pictures in the evening with our crappy camera, I will see what we can do this year and definitely try to get some quality pictures and maybe even some video.

Hail Satan

TriKster

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Ever since I became interested in the COS I have had countless numbers of old folk which are local old folk, knocking on the door telling me that going to church would be good for me, they knew that I used to go to church, but now turn against it, I was respected within the community now I am not, I feel that the daggers are always flying at me.

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This is supposed to be really good for you too.

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I truly believe that you should never keep your Satanist views quiet or any views quiet, I actually find this offensive to be honest, because why should we?

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This is a very unsophisticated approach to life and is guaranteed to produce some very undesirable results.

Knowing when to keep ones views to oneself requires a perspective of enlightened self-interest, and being able to do so requires discipline.

By the way, being discreet and engaging in complex subterfuge can be far more fun than simply proclaiming everything you think at all times. Far more fun. And productive, and profitable. Do you think that successful businessmen, politicians, or military leaders readily share who they really are and what they really think?

Life is bigger, stronger, meaner, and faster than you.

It is therefore wise to make life your ally, not your enemy.

Your approach resembles the man who put his foot in his mouth, then decided to shoot himself in the foot.

Good luck, you need it.

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