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#177245 - 07/11/06 08:58 PM Door to door Mormons
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I normally would not do this, but today I was relaxing after work reading a book and the doorbell rang. I looked outside to see two men (Mormons) dressed rather nicely. I opened the door and they began preaching their nonsense to me. I stopped them and said "hold on I'll be right back". I came back a couple minutes later and proceeded to have a conversation with them. I figured, hell, I'm bored I might as well have some fun with this. They were preaching me their "gospel" and I came back with many questions as if I was interested. Then I started playing Devil's advocate. I figured "these assholes can come to my house and preach to me, then I will do just the same". Of course, what I offered was logical reasonings against their 'biblical authority'. I remained courteous and calm and would contradict their words with biblical quotes (that always throws them off). Using their own 'holy book' against them works the best. They kept pushing their faith and realized I wasn't buying it. They knew what I said made sense. They just could not admit it. All I know is that tonight, as they lie in bed, they will be doing something that they aren't used to : thinking. It was a gratifying experience.
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#177246 - 07/11/06 09:02 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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All I know is that tonight, as they lie in bed, they will be doing something that they aren't used to : thinking. It was a gratifying experience.




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#177247 - 07/11/06 09:07 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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I have always wanted to come to the door naked when they stopped by, if they ask to come in; I'll sit around naked with the AC off, I think that would keep them from coming by in the future.


Edited by Mogg (07/11/06 09:08 PM)
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#177248 - 07/11/06 09:25 PM My last answer to them [Re: D. Macabre]
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The last time they came knocking at my door ( months ago ), I just went like :

"What??? Jesus is coming now ??! Woow wow guys you do suck now ! I only have 1 beer left in the fridge ! Couldn't you have warned me before damnit ?"

They never came back.... Damn, they tell me that and I have no drink, that's not polite at all !
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#177249 - 07/11/06 09:27 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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I had a pair of Mormons drop by my apartment one cold and blustery day. They were actually very courteous when I told them that I was a Satanist. Apart from making them remain outside in the cold, I was just as courteous. I didn't feel any need to try to debate with them or act in any sort of outrageous manner. I'm sure they made a note of where I live, but, in the three or four years since that visit, I haven't been paid any further visits. I actually find that odd, since the local LDS Temple is right down the street.
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#177250 - 07/11/06 09:33 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: D. Macabre]
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I can't help but LOL...I'm reminded of the scene in "Grandma's Boy"

"Oh, I am naked! Come on in!"

That would be a riot.
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#177251 - 07/11/06 09:34 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: $lesk]
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Agreed...it's much easier than actually doing something on their own...let alone think.


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#177252 - 07/11/06 09:41 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: S_Magazine]
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I was a little more subtle in my approach. I didn't openly affiliate myself with any religion. Towards the end, I did say something like "if my individuality aligns me with Satan, then so be it." One of them did not say another word for the next 10 minutes and looked rather nervous. The other however, kept talking. He asked me if they could return in a few days. I said "I believe we have said to eachother what we needed to, I am who I am, nothing will change that."
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#177254 - 07/11/06 10:12 PM Re: Door to door Mormons become porn stars [Re: WolfMoon]
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This makes me want to rent the movie Orgazmo.

And Choda Boy.
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#177255 - 07/11/06 10:21 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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Registered: 06/28/06
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Loc: Tennessee, USA,
I have had the experience of having an on-going bible study with them in my home. I wrote down everything they said, everything I said and logged which books we were reading for every sepereate meeting we had.

Mormons didn't treat Native american indians very nicely. Or mexicans either. The study lasted for 6 weeks until they came to an understanding that I was actually reading their study material and had taken the time to write down questions in a log book. They told me that they had never met anyone who kept accurate records of study meetings and complimented me alot.

Soon after the 6 weeks I was invited to one of their church meetings. I went dispite my own feelings of discust for their inability to admit the slavery of Native american indians and mexicans to work their lead mines.

They gave me their bible, their big book of interpeting their scripture, and sent elders to my home to discuss my conversion to their faith. I told them I believed in Mother earth and Father sky. And that it was rather forward of them to ask such a thing. They saw my prayer head band displayed, arrowheads and my bow. Along with pictures in my home of Wolfes and Fox's. They said I was without guidance accourding to their faith.

I asked them to leave. They came back several times, but I discouraged them from returning again. After awile they let me be.

I was told that the Mountain Meadows Massacre was from god and that they were taking their rightful land given them by god.

I didn't respond. Just said; " Let me alone. and thank you for the reading materials. "

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#177256 - 07/11/06 10:26 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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Well done, Brother... I simply chalk a body outline in front of my door and toss a few pamphlets about. Keeps them far from the doorbell for some odd reason!
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#177257 - 07/11/06 10:32 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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I used to get these weirdos knocking on my door every Saturday at around 8:30 AM. After a few weeks of this I decided that not answering the door was a failing tactic.

So next week comes around, and right on time the fundies come around. I open up and see an older woman with a young girl, probably 12 or 13. I could tell right away the kid was very embarrassed and self-conscious about being there. Probably her daughter. The woman asks "Would you like to speak with me today about Jesus?" I look her right in the eye and say, "Would I?!"

We spent the next five minutes talking about Jesus and the good book. Everytime she would bring up a point I would try my best to outdo her enthusiasm. For whatever reason, I could tell the girl knew exactly what was going on. Eventually the woman announced that she was satisfied with the situation and would like to give me some free magazines. While she was digging around in her purse I looked at the girl, rolled my eyes, and gave her the old insider's wink. The kid's demeanor changed instantly and she even let out a smile.

So now I don't get anymore visits and as an added bonus I got to feel good about helping the kid out.

I've considered playing pranks in the past, as this is a favorite pastime of mine, but I'm satisfied with the way I dealt with it.
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#177258 - 07/11/06 10:40 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
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Registered: 07/02/06
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Loc: Canada
I had door to door mormons just two days ago. lol

I tried to politely tell them no and ask them to leave four times. Finally, I said, "Look, the only way you're getting me into a church is bound and gagged." One of the filthy little buggers actually smiled and said, "I'll see you on that day."



So, then, I stopped being nice. I told them to leave immediately or I'd take that as a threat and charge them legally. lol They left.

On a funnier note, the next door neighbour couldn't get them to leave, so he said they could come back Monday. That Monday, I watched him hide in his back yard, afraid to be home because he knew "The christians are coming o.O" LOL I've haven't laughed so hard in years. A full grown man hiding in his own back yard!

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#177259 - 07/12/06 12:34 AM Re: Door to door BORmons [Re: Viking]
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Registered: 07/05/06
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Loc: Minnesota
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Mormons didn't treat Native american indians very nicely. Or mexicans either. [/quote]

Mormons believe anybody who wasn't born white sided with satan in the war in heaven. infact up untill 75'ish minorities wernt even allowed to be part of their priesthood ( the president of the church had a revelation from god that it was ok after a few lawsuits were filed ).Your also considered extra freakin' sweet if ur hair is blond and ur skin is "fair and delightsome" . Im pretty popular with mormons I meet... untill I start talking. :FIREdevil: I've deconverted a few in this way before I got bored playing with these morons er mormons. :coopdev

It bogles my mind whenever I see a minority mormon. My first thought is always ,"damn... u must have some serious self-esteem issues". I feel even more sorry for them if they're women.

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I was told that the Mountain Meadows Massacre was from god and that they were taking their rightful land given them by god.

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hmm that's kinda funny. cause when the mormons massacred those other christian men, women and children they dressed themselves as natives. Not sure how that's supposed to be from god ,or concidered taking it back...

It's sad how amazingly dumb people can be. Frued compared religious faith to a mental illness which retards the critical thinking skills, I think he was on to something.
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#177260 - 07/12/06 02:09 AM Re: My last answer to them [Re: Assabrah]
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A couple of years ago some jehova's came knocking at my door, i opened and was wearing a mercyful fate shirt with three upside down crosses on it,looked at my shirt and said "you're not really interested in what we have to say probably", i just smiled and they just took off after i said "goodbye sirs" in a polite way. They never came back after that, i guess i'm on their list now as the devil.
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