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#177291 - 07/13/06 06:47 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: Lust]
Helliott Offline


Registered: 09/17/04
Posts: 217
Loc: VA
I learned all I need to know about Joseph Smith and the Book of Mormon from watching South Park.

It's perplexing to me why people believe that sci- fi garbage.

"Joseph Smith was called a prophet, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum"


Edited by Helliott (07/13/06 06:49 PM)
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#177292 - 07/14/06 08:52 AM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: CWH]
DarkWater Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 784
Loc: SinCity
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You should have given her a counter offer and invited her to hop on your hog!



Don't think the thought failed to pass my mind. But there is a problem. I've got this saddle on my bike. It looks and feels great, but it only seats one ass at a time. She'd scratch the paint if she rode on the fender, and she wasn't worth that. Likewise, she'd cause me to crash if she rode on the tank or handlebars. This, too, would likely lead to scratched paint, and as I already said, she wasn't worth that. Gotta have priorities, my friend. Sometimes Harletta comes first.


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#177293 - 07/14/06 07:49 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: DarkWater]
CWH Offline
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Registered: 04/23/05
Posts: 3746
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Sometimes Harletta comes first.




Completely understood!

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#177294 - 07/15/06 02:03 AM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: DarkWater]
Ricochet_Rabbit Offline


Registered: 07/05/06
Posts: 22
Loc: Minnesota
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Don't think the thought failed to pass my mind.




That sounds like a cop-put
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#177295 - 07/15/06 07:30 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: ThaDeej]
Biff Offline


Registered: 06/20/06
Posts: 370
Loc: Hong Kong, SAR
Ever tried to play it crazy with wholesale religionists and salesman? Its quite fun really, I once greeted a salesman with 'Greetings, my child'. That salesman must have had ironballs because he went on with his sales pitch and eventually I had to play it polite....
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#177296 - 07/15/06 10:50 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: DarkWater]
Roho_the_Rooster Offline
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Registered: 03/10/05
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You should have given her a counter offer and invited her to hop on your hog!



Don't think the thought failed to pass my mind. But there is a problem. I've got this saddle on my bike.




She could have sat on your lap.
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#177297 - 07/17/06 09:11 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: Maya]
tapasia Offline


Registered: 07/16/06
Posts: 11
Tee hee...I think my new policy for having fun with these people will be to say "I'd love to talk to you, but I'll need some of your hair first."

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#177298 - 07/17/06 09:17 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: TrojZyr]
tapasia Offline


Registered: 07/16/06
Posts: 11
A fave of mine, also with the bonus of disgust factor, is "Hey, did you know it turns out we have a gene that keeps us immune from a disease we can only get from eating other humans' brains?" I like this for when the discussion comes around to creationism vs. evolution, and I use it to justify to xtains my practice of eating brains. God obviosly intended it.

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#177299 - 07/19/06 10:06 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
DickSteele Offline
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Registered: 07/06/04
Posts: 1411
Oh! This is one of my favorites indeed! When Mormons come to my house I am polite and courteous however after they state why they are visiting, I tell say "No thanks, I have a religion". Of course they then ask me what it is, and I tell them. I discuss some of the main principles and they go about there way. Nice folks just terribly disillusioned.
On that same note, when I arrived in Los Angeles for the 666 event, I was approached by a Hare Krishna? He explained a little and vaguely about what he was doing, presented his books (that I had read a bit of over a decade ago) and I told him that I had a religion. I explained some of the principles and mentioned the psychology of it, also mentioning some Freud, Jung and some philosophers. He then presented another book with chapters in them about those people. I wasn't impressed. I told him that I knew where to find that information and that I had been studying the very same thing in college. He was a little persistent and then asked me for a donation, even after I wouldn't take the books! After he asked for the donation I said "what for?", he walked away.

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#177300 - 07/20/06 11:25 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: DickSteele]
WolfMoon Offline


Registered: 04/03/06
Posts: 735
It seems some people feel you must support their cause even if you don't affiliate with them. They assume you might still succumb to some form of gullibility, or more simply, stupidity.

If I do not agree with your cause I do not support it. Period. Get it through your head!

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#177301 - 07/21/06 12:41 AM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: Helliott]
Buffy Offline


Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 68
Loc: Mackay- Australia
LMAO! I saw that episode too. Most entertaining.
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#177302 - 09/17/06 02:54 PM Re: Door to door Mormons *DELETED* *DELETED* [Re: WolfMoon]
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Registered: 09/10/06
Posts: 2
Post deleted by Phaere


Edited by Phaere (09/17/06 03:43 PM)

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#177303 - 09/17/06 03:40 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: Verity]
WolfMoon Offline


Registered: 04/03/06
Posts: 735
Perhaps you should go back and read my posts in this thread and you will find your answers.

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#177304 - 09/17/06 03:52 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: Verity]
Phineas Offline
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Registered: 08/16/06
Posts: 8269
Everything you stated here applies to you. Perhaps it is time to practice what you preach, young one.
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#177305 - 09/17/06 08:23 PM Re: Door to door Mormons [Re: WolfMoon]
Asmedious Offline


Registered: 09/07/01
Posts: 617
Alas, I am deeply saddened, for Mormons never ask me to come out and play.

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