I recently recieved The Red, black and silver Baphomet. I have been having Magical Experiences by wearing it out or in. I noticed when I focus and Empower The Baphomet in public wonderful things happen. The Baphomet has a master-Slave type hypnotic effect on the herd. Has anybody had similar experiences with this?

are u on drugs?

I did notice that after ordering my baphomet and repeating the secret incantation three times I could controll people at my will!! Although this is only if you ate the sacred mushrooms first!

That effect is why they are not worn to Denny's.

It doesn't seem to have any effect against burnt toast- I still get that when I go there. Maybe I should display it to the waitress so I can enslave some non-burnt toast out of her.

Did you know that if you click your heels together three times when wearing it and recite "Hail Satan!" it will magically transport you to anyplace you want to go?

Wow! Really... actually I heard that if you wish really hard and jump off a really tall building you'll fly! You should try it sometime.

wtf
how did this get here sorry.

Damn, lucky you !

The one I have bought just bleat when I press on the goat's muzzle....

Magister Ventrue , what's the hell ?!!

Mine made me grow another anus and now I poop in stereo. Kinda fun but the increased usage of toilet paper is messing with my monthly budget.

This same idiotic post was made in the General Satanism forum a couple weeks ago. Why is everyone replying to this one here after ignoring it for so long?

"Beam me up Baphomet"