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My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet #178307
07/16/06 01:10 AM
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I recently recieved The Red, black and silver Baphomet. I have been having Magical Experiences by wearing it out or in. I noticed when I focus and Empower The Baphomet in public wonderful things happen. The Baphomet has a master-Slave type hypnotic effect on the herd. Has anybody had similar experiences with this?

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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178308
07/28/06 06:09 AM
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are u on drugs?


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178309
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I did notice that after ordering my baphomet and repeating the secret incantation three times I could controll people at my will!! Although this is only if you ate the sacred mushrooms first!


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178310
07/28/06 07:09 AM
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Quote:

Has anybody had similar experiences with this?




More importantly, does anybody care?

Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178311
07/28/06 08:14 AM
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That effect is why they are not worn to Denny's.

It doesn't seem to have any effect against burnt toast- I still get that when I go there. Maybe I should display it to the waitress so I can enslave some non-burnt toast out of her.


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: spyderJ] #178312
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Did you know that if you click your heels together three times when wearing it and recite "Hail Satan!" it will magically transport you to anyplace you want to go?


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178313
07/28/06 07:36 PM
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Wow! Really... actually I heard that if you wish really hard and jump off a really tall building you'll fly! You should try it sometime.

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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: John Knotts] #178314
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wtf
how did this get here sorry.

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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178315
07/29/06 05:07 AM
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Damn, lucky you !

The one I have bought just bleat when I press on the goat's muzzle....

Magister Ventrue , what's the hell ?!!


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178316
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Mine made me grow another anus and now I poop in stereo. Kinda fun but the increased usage of toilet paper is messing with my monthly budget.


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: morpheus] #178317
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This same idiotic post was made in the General Satanism forum a couple weeks ago. Why is everyone replying to this one here after ignoring it for so long?

Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: S_Magazine] #178318
07/29/06 02:42 PM
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Quote:

This same idiotic post was made in the General Satanism forum a couple weeks ago. Why is everyone replying to this one here after ignoring it for so long?




I was just feelin' frisky...


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Re: My Magical Experience with The Cosemporium new Baphomet [Re: Catalyst] #178319
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