Well, I guess one can take comfort that if someone does make stupid drunken posts here and they make a fool of themselves, they'll be given what for.

It is their problem, you don't have to make it yours.
And for those who sign up to ask questions or whatever, and leaving out their introduction, whether that be by ignoring the need for it, or just not plain giving enough of a shit to actually
read things through before they sign up, their problem also.
They forfeit the opportunity to exchange ideas with intelligent Satanists here. All the better for people who taken the time to do things right.
Just relax and go get youself a nice cold glass of pineapple juice or something.
