Indeed. And a Happy New Year to you as well, sir.
This post had better get more comments than the Merry Xmas one. New Years is a secular holiday, and a new beginning for all. After the bacchanal of New Year's Eve, people around the world will actually spend January trying to improve
themselves. Imagine that.
Destruction and creation. A new Satanic Year begins!
Hail XXXIX, Anno Satanas!
As I'm Pennsylvania Dutch white trash by birth, I'll be dining on a delicious pork roast with sauerkraut and mashed potatoes, accompanied by some good German beer. Why not turkey? Because the turkey scratches backwards, and the pig "roots" forward. In my old neck of the woods, pork and sauerkraut as the first proper meal of the New Year is said to bring good luck. After this past year, I wasn't about to take any chances...
This is my New Year's Ritual.