This thread may be just for fun, but I have been trying to place myself on the clock for the past 8 months since I first read the book, and it is becoming quite frustrating.

I'm having difficulty with the physical descriptions; I find them to be a bit vague. Any opinions on the following information would be appreciated.

My legs are neither long nor short(of my 5'5", they are 33"-yes, I measured); my hips are curvy, but my shoulders are just slightly wider than my hips. According to the woman who fitted my corset, I am short-waisted. However, I do not have a waist that curves in dramatically; I tend to gain weight in the stomach and rear first. My skin is translucent in colour, but not sinewy, nor muscular and not marshmallowy either.I would describe it as solid. My build is small/medium; but I would not consider it to be delicate, it is more sturdy.
The other problem is that if the physical description is where I think it is, then it doesn't fit my personality at all!

Sounds like you're a four. Maybe that was what you were thinking as well? What's your personality like, then, that doesn't fit your body type?

-Alia

I wouldn't say that my body type is a four.I'm just not that delicate. It seems to me that it falls more on the left side of the clock, I'm just not sure where. My personality though is more on the right side. I am not social at all, most times I prefer to be alone. I have been described as being bossy, authoritative, selfish, and somewhat disagreeable. I have been told that I think too much (I don't think that is possible), but I also consider myself to be a practical and resourceful person and I like implementing my own ideas (especially at work where I have found that if I don't do it myself it isn't done properly and then I have to fix other people's mistakes).

I am lacking some of the Satanic Texts, so you will have to excuse me. But I was curious as to where to find the clock? It appears I am missing out on all the fun here

The Satanic Witch

Thank you. Thats what I figured and I do currently have it on order, the bookshop was lacking, I had to settle with just the satanic rituals.

Yeah, and first thing in the book, too!

Wendy, darling. Your body and your outward personality match - Mine is the same! I'd say you're on the right side - the thinking and anti-social you tell of speaks for that. The lack of waist says the same, and now that I think about it, you are more of a two... For you are not at the extreme right, but your perfectionism says to me you are close. Therefore I arrived at either two or four. But hey! I've been wrong before.

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I have been described as being bossy, authoritative, selfish, and somewhat disagreeable.

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So you're bossy, athoritative - says top half of the clock to me. Selfish - aren't we all? And disagreeable - right half. Being in the right half doesn't mean you can't be practical. Do you have a man (or woman) to complete you Demonic-wise? If so you could simply analyze that one and turn the clock around, or you could try to highlight or write down everything the book says about the position you think you occupy, and see how it really fits you. Be honest with yourself.

Ladies, ladies. A circle has more than two halves. That's why it's a circle and not a spectrum. Left-side, right-side? Everything wendy said puts her on the TOP SIDE of the clock.

I agree, sir. Wendy is in the top half. Would you care to reveal her position as well?

Alia-where does having a pronounced waist place a female? Does that limit placement?

I dont know you from a bar of soap wendydarling, but from what you have described, you sound more like an 11 to 11:30 type woman

Read the book!
It's those at the extreme right who have NO waist, so It shouldn't limit your placement too much. There are other factors. They are listed by the Clock itself in the very beginning of the book.