Magister Svengali pretty much wrote it all, just to clarify:

1. My death.
2. Diseases that may affect me or those who I care about.
3. People I dislike (especially those who smoke, I hate smoking with passion).

Wait, that isn't a female singing?!

Who is it, then?

"If you were the only girl in the world....and I were the only boy...nothing else would matter in the world today, we could go on living the same old way....

So now we have to kill everybody in the world, so that I can be the only boy, and you can be the only girl."

1. McDonalds.

2. Mindless pop-culture.

3. Incest.

As different as they all are... they all have a common bond. One leads straight to another. At least in the sense of McDonalds and pop culture. But then again... retarded fatasses who can't think for themselves also remind me of incest babies. Just supersized.

That was funny. Thanks for the laugh.

1. Bill O'Reily
2. The president of PETA
3. A chainsaw

OR

1. Fred Phelps
2. An eight-foot tall, born-again Muslim sodomite from death row
3. 2 kilos of Ecstacy

Quote:

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1. Deicide.*
2. Denny's.**
3. Obnoxious people.***

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Wouldn't your #1 and #2 already be included in #3?

Quote:

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You may choose three items that will be banished forever from the face of the earth and placed into Room 101 What are your three items and why?

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1) My mortality: I want to live forever.
2) My ignorance: I never have enough data.
3) My lack of intellegence: I'm smart enough to know I could be smarter.

1) Daddy Longlegs - What on earth are they for? They just fly around spastically, banging off every wall and disturbing me when I'm sculpting my toenails.

2) American Cars - Hideous, large, boxy horrible vehicles that use up a full tank of petrol in 5 minutes and can't turn corners. An aesthetic disaster on all levels.

3) Koffi Annan - Because he's a complete cunt.

Who is it, then?

Justin Timberlake.

I remember Steven Colbert talking about it on his show a couple weeks ago.

I've never heard the song, but this is one those cases where I'll take people's word that it sucks.

Happy Birthday JSBlack,

My choices are:
1) Terminal diseases: Dont want my life cut short and to spend the last years of my life being sad. However I would welcome pain and crippling, so that I can tell pain from pleasure and how to live life in different ways.
2) Evangelists (particularly Westboros and that awful Jesus Camp lady, oh yes and all of Army of God): People who go 'GOD HATES FAGS' just dont quite cut it in my book.
3) Gunther: Some people find it entertaining but Im no masochist.

1. Linear time. I figure this would make death less important because you could always go back & relive your life, doing things differently.
2. Adam Sandler.
3. Room 101. Just to be sure.

1. Anyone impeding medical research in any way shape or form.
2. Aspertame and all it's bastard children.
3. Anyone who buys into the latest fashion trend.

All opinionated self-righteous humans.
All opinionated self-righteous literature.
All opinionated self-righteous thoughts.
Clay Aiken, if that's one too many, I guess I won't get rid of opinionated self-righteous thoughts.

I have to edit this because I need to say "why" I would choose these 3 items:

I feel like the quality of my life would be much better if they didn't exist outside of room 101. And well, have you ever seen Clay Aiken? I mean who would want him out in public unless it was for the same reason cats like moles? To watch it dig a hole in the ground, hide in it, and then dig it up over and over again for something to do.