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#203640 - 11/21/06 05:26 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: toad]
Lazarus Offline

Registered: 09/08/06
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Loc: Sacramento, California


3) That "Sexyback" song.

The first time I heard that song, I thought a female was singing it. That was a nasty shock.

Not to get off thread here, but don't feel bad about that. The first time Ozzy Osbourne saw Bret Micheals' picture, (singer from Poison), he actually thought it was a chick. In fact, he even had his people contact Bret's people to ask for a phone number and a date. Imagine the nasty shock that Ozzy got.
See the future by creating it.

#203641 - 11/21/06 05:33 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: Svengali]
Varg_Gorgon Offline

Registered: 11/12/06
Posts: 91
Loc: Canada
Magister Svengali pretty much wrote it all, just to clarify:

1. My death.
2. Diseases that may affect me or those who I care about.
3. People I dislike (especially those who smoke, I hate smoking with passion).

#203642 - 11/21/06 05:44 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: Lazarus]
Shade Offline
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Registered: 07/08/06
Posts: 6135
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My three items are:
3)Unlimited Happiness

And the why is fairly self-explanatory

Now that....

That Sir... is not only unique and damn romantic...

But perfect. Funny, how everyone was thinking one way but you thought the complete opposite.

Cheers! I like the way you think!

Hail Satan!
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#203643 - 11/21/06 06:04 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: Lazarus]
TrojZyr Offline
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Wait, that isn't a female singing?!

Who is it, then?
"Gentlemen, the verdict is guilty, on all ten counts of first-degree stupidity. The penalty phase will now begin."--Divine, "Pink Flamingos."

"The strong rule the weak, and the cunning rule over all." HS!

#203644 - 11/21/06 06:06 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: Lazarus]
TrojZyr Offline
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"If you were the only girl in the world....and I were the only boy...nothing else would matter in the world today, we could go on living the same old way....

So now we have to kill everybody in the world, so that I can be the only boy, and you can be the only girl."
"Gentlemen, the verdict is guilty, on all ten counts of first-degree stupidity. The penalty phase will now begin."--Divine, "Pink Flamingos."

"The strong rule the weak, and the cunning rule over all." HS!

#203645 - 11/21/06 08:24 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: TrojZyr]
Illiad Offline

Registered: 11/01/06
Posts: 13
1. McDonalds.

2. Mindless pop-culture.

3. Incest.

As different as they all are... they all have a common bond. One leads straight to another. At least in the sense of McDonalds and pop culture. But then again... retarded fatasses who can't think for themselves also remind me of incest babies. Just supersized.
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#203646 - 11/21/06 10:44 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: ModernTantalus]
Discipline Offline
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Registered: 08/25/03
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That was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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#203647 - 11/21/06 11:12 PM Re: Room 101 [Re: Poetaster]
Bill_M Offline
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Registered: 07/28/01
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1. Bill O'Reily
2. The president of PETA
3. A chainsaw


1. Fred Phelps
2. An eight-foot tall, born-again Muslim sodomite from death row
3. 2 kilos of Ecstacy


1. Deicide.*
2. Denny's.**
3. Obnoxious people.***

Wouldn't your #1 and #2 already be included in #3?
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#203648 - 11/22/06 12:00 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
Jack_Lantern Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 2785
Loc: America

You may choose three items that will be banished forever from the face of the earth and placed into Room 101 What are your three items and why?

1) My mortality: I want to live forever.
2) My ignorance: I never have enough data.
3) My lack of intellegence: I'm smart enough to know I could be smarter.
"If a man empties his purse into his head no one can take it away from him. An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest." -Benjamin Franklin

#203649 - 11/22/06 03:06 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
Wile_E_Quixote Offline
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1) Daddy Longlegs - What on earth are they for? They just fly around spastically, banging off every wall and disturbing me when I'm sculpting my toenails.

2) American Cars - Hideous, large, boxy horrible vehicles that use up a full tank of petrol in 5 minutes and can't turn corners. An aesthetic disaster on all levels.

3) Koffi Annan - Because he's a complete cunt.

#203650 - 11/22/06 03:33 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: TrojZyr]
Virus9 Offline
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Posts: 2108
Loc: Florida
Who is it, then?

Justin Timberlake.

I remember Steven Colbert talking about it on his show a couple weeks ago.

I've never heard the song, but this is one those cases where I'll take people's word that it sucks.
Everyone is special in their own way, and by "special" I mean the short-bus variety.

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#203651 - 11/22/06 05:50 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
Biff Offline

Registered: 06/20/06
Posts: 370
Loc: Hong Kong, SAR
Happy Birthday JSBlack,

My choices are:
1) Terminal diseases: Dont want my life cut short and to spend the last years of my life being sad. However I would welcome pain and crippling, so that I can tell pain from pleasure and how to live life in different ways.
2) Evangelists (particularly Westboros and that awful Jesus Camp lady, oh yes and all of Army of God): People who go 'GOD HATES FAGS' just dont quite cut it in my book.
3) Gunther: Some people find it entertaining but Im no masochist.
'Carpe diem quam minimum credulo postero' - Horace

'It's only hubris, if I fail.' - Caesar (HBO's Rome)


#203652 - 11/22/06 08:31 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
DamnedLucky Offline

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Registered: 08/03/06
Posts: 373
Loc: Massachusetts, USA
1. Linear time. I figure this would make death less important because you could always go back & relive your life, doing things differently.
2. Adam Sandler.
3. Room 101. Just to be sure.

#203653 - 11/22/06 09:01 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
tovasshi Offline

Registered: 02/15/05
Posts: 1419
Loc: Banana, Canada
1. Anyone impeding medical research in any way shape or form.
2. Aspertame and all it's bastard children.
3. Anyone who buys into the latest fashion trend.

#203654 - 11/22/06 10:45 AM Re: Room 101 [Re: JSBlack]
Groundhog Offline

Registered: 10/12/06
Posts: 306
All opinionated self-righteous humans.
All opinionated self-righteous literature.
All opinionated self-righteous thoughts.
Clay Aiken, if that's one too many, I guess I won't get rid of opinionated self-righteous thoughts.

I have to edit this because I need to say "why" I would choose these 3 items:

I feel like the quality of my life would be much better if they didn't exist outside of room 101. And well, have you ever seen Clay Aiken? I mean who would want him out in public unless it was for the same reason cats like moles? To watch it dig a hole in the ground, hide in it, and then dig it up over and over again for something to do.

Edited by ooo (11/22/06 11:06 AM)

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