It could be the avatar, but more than likely it's the quality of your posts, but I always thought you were quite a bit older than I was.
Happy Birthday, live it up.
There is no Hank. You are Karl. Make your own list as you see fit. Eat as many wieners as you want, any way you want, even with a large group of consenting individuals if you want! Take pride in your wiener-eating. Make up large, elaborate ceremonies revolving around the kissing of your own ass, having them photographed and videotaped by the media if possible.