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#232075 - 04/03/07 11:19 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: gypsy]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	Well he always does throw the best parties! _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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#232076 - 04/03/07 11:21 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: Evil_Eve]
redheadgrl Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 273	You're welcome! You'd think they'd fight each other to maintain their status as a "chosen" one.
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#232077 - 04/03/07 11:22 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: gypsy]
redheadgrl Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 273	Now that is something to look forward to! Will they spend eternity cleaning?
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#232078 - 04/03/07 11:24 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: Evil_Eve]
gypsy CoS Member Registered: 07/04/01 Posts: 4749 Loc: Here	. Attachments 417207-Bewitchedfly.JPG (29 downloads) _________________________ "All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie." "Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it." Church of Satan
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#232079 - 04/03/07 11:25 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: Evil_Eve]
redheadgrl Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 273	Quote: Face it... how often do you pull up to a stop light next to a mammoth beast of a muscle car with some tiny chick barely able to reach the gas pedal wearing a vinyl cat woman mask? NEVER! Oh, if only I'd been there with my camera!
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#232080 - 04/03/07 11:31 PM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: redheadgrl]
gypsy CoS Member Registered: 07/04/01 Posts: 4749 Loc: Here	Hmm I not too hip on the rest of the story... _________________________ "All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie." "Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it." Church of Satan
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#232081 - 04/04/07 12:03 AM Re: I am stuck in the Bible Belt. [Re: Nemo]
tovasshi Registered: 02/16/05 Posts: 1413 Loc: Banana, Canada	My parents live in a Bible belt. It really isn't the religion aspect of it that makes it annoying, it is the hard drug use and alcoholism that annoys me. And boy do they like cute little girls. I have gotten so much free shit for being a cute little sweet heart. Most of the girls in that town lack class. So, to them it's a relief to meet such an sweet innocent young lady. I never get hit on, I just get free stuff for being really cute. _________________________ Hi.
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#232082 - 04/04/07 12:30 AM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: gypsy]
redheadgrl Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 273	If they show up our doors and volunteer to clean, we'll know what happened.
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#232083 - 04/04/07 12:36 AM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: redheadgrl]
gypsy CoS Member Registered: 07/04/01 Posts: 4749 Loc: Here	Well if they show up with a mop and broom instead of a bible I just might invite them in. _________________________ "All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie." "Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it." Church of Satan
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#232084 - 04/04/07 12:39 AM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: gypsy]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	Quote: Well if they show up with a mop and broom instead of a bible I just might invite them in. Ahahahahah! _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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#232085 - 04/04/07 12:46 AM Re: I am stuck in the Bible Belt. [Re: Nemo]
Dark_Adept CoS Warlock Registered: 12/08/05 Posts: 884 Loc: High Hades	Judging from your elusive and cryptic reference to your locale, I'm assuming "Point Nemo" is in the bible belt and not in the West Indies as I first thought. _________________________ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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#232086 - 04/04/07 12:52 AM Re: I am stuck in the Bible Belt. [Re: Nemo]
Dark_Adept CoS Warlock Registered: 12/08/05 Posts: 884 Loc: High Hades	Actually I remember those good ol days when LA was abound with the "moral majority" and such stale TV shows as "Small Wonder" and "Davy and Goliath." If it wasn't for the controversy of the underlying homosexual overtones of my He-Man cartoons of my childhood there wouldn't probably been anything else worth watching. I haven't been to the Bible belt in about 12 years and I've pretty much had my fill of freaked out jesus freaks (the entertaining ones that act like a frightened Amos n' Andy and the ones that do a great Norman Bates impression without meaning to). "The Panic" as I liked to call it was fun back in those days but I don't think I could stomach being around those bumpkin moralists again at the age I am now. But I agree it can be fun and perhaps they are a dying breed. If it wasn't for Bush I would've forgotten about them by now. _________________________ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished
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#232087 - 04/04/07 12:58 AM Re: No more Vesica Syberia! [Re: Evil_Eve]
redheadgrl Registered: 09/24/06 Posts: 273	I'd listen to their smack if they clean while talking. They wouldn't notice the ear plugs with my big mass o' hair.
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#232088 - 04/04/07 03:02 AM Re: I am stuck in the Bible Belt. [Re: Nemo]
Bill_M CoS Reverend Registered: 07/28/01 Posts: 11184 Loc: New England, USA	Quote: There is a video documentary called "Hell House" which is a "haunted house" attraction a Christian church has put on as morality plays to convert the wicked. A few years back, David Cross and some other professional comedians actually perfomed "Hell House" as a comedy act. Advertisements stressed how they didn't change a single word of the original routine. _________________________ Reverend Bill M. http://www.devilsmischief.com: Carnal Comedy Clips, Netherworld Novelty Numbers, New hour every week. Download the mp3 now! http://www.aplaceformystuff.org: Tales of Combat Clutter and other Adventures (Wenn du Google's Übersetzer verwendest, um diese Worte zu lesen, dann bist du ein Arschloch.)
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#232089 - 04/04/07 08:15 AM Re: I am stuck in the Bible Belt. [Re: Bill_M]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	Hell House with a catchy tune! Hell House Commercial with... Evanescence music! _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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