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#238361 - 04/23/07 10:23 PM Re: Smoking [Re: Bill_M]
VictorC Offline


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If i smoked, i would never entertain the thought of somebody else screwing around with my mind. Hypnosis...no way

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#238362 - 04/23/07 10:25 PM Re: Smoking [Re: dragondancer]
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Hahahaha, ;\) i totally agree. An orgasm a day keeps the ciggarettes away.
Orgasms a day keeps the hypnotist away.

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#238374 - 04/23/07 11:02 PM Re: Smoking [Re: Chess]
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Damn it, Chess. I love your posts.

Your posts are funny and they still make a point.
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#238413 - 04/24/07 04:56 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Vengeance23]
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#238416 - 04/24/07 05:00 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Tremelo]
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 Originally Posted By: Tremelo

It's really only been the past decade or two that smoking has been despised by the public. My dad can recall ashtrays at the end of the isles in grocery stores and theaters- imagine, a world where shopping for broccoli and lighting up went hand-in-hand.



Here in the UK I can remember being allowed to smoke at the cinema and on on public transport in my youth - I guess it was stopped in both these places 15 - 20 years ago!

Here in England smoking is to be banned by law in all enclosed public spaces from 1 July 2007.
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#238419 - 04/24/07 05:18 AM Re: Smoking [Re: DarkApollyon]
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Smoking in enclosed public places is to be banned here in N.Ireland on Walpurgisnacht.
I for one will be glad to be able to breathe easier in a pub and not go home smelling like a dog-end.

I am an ex-smoker incidentally.

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#238422 - 04/24/07 06:07 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Tremelo]
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 Originally Posted By: Tremelo
Quite honestly.. I wouldn't want to live by the time I'd been smoking long enough to have lung cancer. By that time I myself would have figured out that life thereafter would be abstinence. Also, if I were to smoke that long and fall to addiction, I would no longer be the one in control of my life, which is again abstinence.

If I'm going to do something that harmful to myself, knowing full well the consequences, then I deserve inoperable tumors.


This is one of the most masochistic, life-hating, compulsion driven posts I've read in a long time.

Are you sure you're in the right place?
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#238437 - 04/24/07 07:54 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Minus]
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Good question.

I especially liked this one.....

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By the by, your sarcasm is not appreciated nor is it constructive here, so either take it elsewhere or just shut up.


I appreciated it. I thought it was constructive...
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#238457 - 04/24/07 10:06 AM Re: Smoking [Re: VictorC]
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 Originally Posted By: VictorC
Orgasms a day keeps the hypnotist away.



Not if I'm the one giving them... ;\)

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#238460 - 04/24/07 10:09 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Minus]
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The only thing the sarcasm accomplished was establishing a condescending tone in the discussion, thusly turning it into an argument.

 Originally Posted By: Minus
This is one of the most masochistic, life-hating, compulsion driven posts I've read in a long time.

Are you sure you're in the right place?


I think the point I was getting at was that allowing things to get out of hand enough to fall victim to what i now consider a quickie indulgence would be masochistic and compulsive. What I was trying to infer was that instead of smoking a pack a day, getting cancer and refusing to treat it, I plan on just not picking the habit back up and going on my merry little way.

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#238462 - 04/24/07 10:26 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Tremelo]
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I think the point I was getting at was that allowing things to get out of hand enough to fall victim to what i now consider a quickie indulgence would be masochistic and compulsive. What I was trying to infer was that instead of smoking a pack a day, getting cancer and refusing to treat it, I plan on just not picking the habit back up and going on my merry little way.


Smart move.

I did not sense the sarcasm because at the beginning of this thread you seemed to be doing everything in your power to justify your decision to begin smoking cigarettes again.

If you truly intend on not smoking again, smart move.
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#238478 - 04/24/07 11:26 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Tremelo]
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These are your lungs.



These are your lungs after smoking cigarettes.



Any questions?

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#238481 - 04/24/07 11:41 AM Re: Smoking [Re: Callier]
Minus Offline
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Any questions?


Yes. Can I have a smoker's lung omelette with ham and cheese, please?
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#238488 - 04/24/07 12:38 PM Re: Smoking [Re: Callier]
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 Originally Posted By: Callier
These are your lungs.



These are your lungs after smoking cigarettes.



Any questions?

HS!


Yes, I do have a question...

Why are you bringing poor Miss Butterworth into this conversation? She is the thickest, most buttery, syrup EVER damned you!

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#238533 - 04/24/07 03:35 PM Re: Smoking [Re: Evil_Eve]
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 Quote:
Good question.

I especially liked this one.....

Quote:By the by, your sarcasm is not appreciated nor is it constructive here, so either take it elsewhere or just shut up


 Quote:
I appreciated it. I thought it was constructive...


Would that be the original quote? Or my supposed sarcasm? \:D
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