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#248181 - 06/12/07 08:57 AM Re: The upstairs secret : an easy trick for the ladies [Re: Minus]
The_Lightning Offline


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Oh ouch.. Oh damn… I think I just cracked a rib laughing.

XD
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#248184 - 06/12/07 09:34 AM Re: The upstairs secret : an easy trick for the ladies [Re: Minus]
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Wow! I didn’t even see that comment until I read your reply here.

Good one by the way..

Alas, I am getting old! ;\)

Spunk used to mean you were brave or you do what you want to do.

"You got 'spunk' kid" Meant you got 'moxy'

Well 'EATER7' this 'Babe' got spunk, but not the kind I suspect YOU eat. ;\)

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#248209 - 06/12/07 01:22 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
JJTheWickedWitch Offline


Registered: 06/12/07
Posts: 13
Loc: Midwest USt
Sure. Why not? If Satanism can't get you laid, then what can??? HAH!!!!

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#248235 - 06/12/07 03:30 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: JJTheWickedWitch]
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I am kind of split on what I think of the idea. Part of me thinks that it's a great idea and could benefit many Satanists around the world and the other part of me defaults to the fact that the CoS is not a lonely hearts club. I'd have to think on it harder to give a definitive yes or no.
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#248249 - 06/12/07 05:02 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: JJTheWickedWitch]
Rory_Rocketpants Offline
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 Originally Posted By: JJTheWickedWitch
If Satanism can't get you laid, then what can??? HAH!!!!


Hmmm, I must take a while to ponder the implications of your question.

*Pause*

The only answer that I can muster is; GO AWAY!

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#248728 - 06/14/07 09:45 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: D. Macabre]
G X B Offline
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 Quote:
the other part of me defaults to the fact that the CoS is not a lonely hearts club


I don't believe it was ever mentioned that it would be something represented by the CoS.
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#248737 - 06/14/07 10:05 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
D. Macabre Offline
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 Originally Posted By: GXB
I don't believe it was ever mentioned that it would be something represented by the CoS.


Fair enough, my friend.
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"I have only ONE thing to say to trendy brain-dead music-centered youth: “ARBEIT MACHT FREI” SHITHEADS – PULL UP YOUR STUPID PANTS AND FORM A LINE AT THE PLATFORMS, THE TRAINS WILL BE ARRIVING SOON." --Magister James D. Sass

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#248905 - 06/15/07 05:11 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
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Frankly I don't see how this could possibly do anyone harm.

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#248910 - 06/15/07 05:39 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
DickSteele Offline
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OK

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#249086 - 06/16/07 03:15 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: Callier]
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Loc: Lawrence, KS
 Originally Posted By: Callier
Well since this is a personals thread, I'm going to take a little advantage.

What's up! Single black Satanic male looking for a single white Satanic female. Not because there aren't any Satanic black females, I just have jungle fever.

These are the requirements:

- must have a big butt. A brotha can't get enough of that ass.
- must shake it fast, watch yourself and show me what you're working with.
- must know how to cook the following foods:

fried chicken
collard greens
macaroni and cheese
yams
bbq ribs and hot links

- must be willing to walk around Compton, Watts and South Central.
- must be willing to go to the liquor store.
- no cuddling after sex. You must get your stank, sweaty ass off of me, walk to the kitchen and make me a sandmich.
- must hustle on the corner.
- must listen to gangsta rap.
- must know how to play dominoes and roll dice.

If you meet any of these requirements, please email me at:
satanicgangstapimp@dmail.com

Come on baby. Let's do this!

HS!


I'd be happy with just the sandwich after sex.
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#249721 - 06/19/07 02:42 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: ]
G X B Offline
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 Quote:
If you are talking about on LttD, then go here:

Here:


I'm not.

Nor was I mentioning bringing Satanists together as a community.

Just because you seek the company of like-minded individuals through a more efficient method than crossing your fingers, doesn't mean you are not an individual yourself.
It doesn't necessarily mean you are, either.

I don't believe Magus Gilmore wrote that essay to condemn socialization between Satanists.
And even if he did, what Satanist would blindly follow something simply because it was written?

To me, his essay was about those pseudo-Satanists who feel the need to be around other Human specimens that claim themselves, Satanists, in order to gain a sense of confirmation of their supposed identities.

In other words, dimwits that want to get together and do "Satanist stuff".

That is where it is an oxymoron; doing that "Satanist stuff" means putting forth the work and effort to accomplish personal goals, learn new skills, create new things, etc. Many (if not most) can't even get that far! For those who simply (albeit unconsciously) want to fit in some how, they aren't going to do that much work because...it's work! They just want to belong somewhere, and where they want to belong may have a lot to do with their nature/nurture disposition in life.
For the true Satanist, it IS life.

Some Satanists collaborate in order to achieve a common goal, but solely for the purpose of their own satisfaction (in my opinion).
But I digress...

I'm talking about ads for sexual fulfillment, and quite possibly relationships, if one is so inclined to seek out those who share their perspective of this existence.
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#249722 - 06/19/07 02:45 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
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You made Me smile.

Hee hee!

What is Satanist 'stuff'? I get what you're saying.

Anyway:

So, you're talking about ads for sexual fulfillment and quite possibly relationships......

What's stopping ANYONE from finding that ANYWHERE?

Why here?

People are great big FAT LIARS! I hate to say this but I'll bet you dollars to donuts that many people on here aren't who they say they are.

Quite possibly Baptist High School kids doing 'a controlled study' on the Satanic EVIL MINDS' ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Think not? Hmmm heh heh.

(Eve looks around) NO it's not Me! :p
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#249748 - 06/19/07 03:54 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: Evil_Eve]
G X B Offline
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Posts: 405
Loc: Florida
You know...
Stuff that Satanists do?
Right guys?
Right?
\:\/

 Quote:
What's stopping ANYONE from finding that ANYWHERE?


Nothing.
But we aren't talking about "ANYONE" or "ANYWHERE".

 Quote:
People are great big FAT LIARS! I hate to say this but I'll bet you dollars to donuts that many people on here aren't who they say they are.


I agree 100%
It doesn't stop those who aren't, though.
It'll be interesting to see how the poll comes out in comparison to all of the comments.

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#249767 - 06/19/07 04:45 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: G X B]
hellcniht Offline


Registered: 06/17/07
Posts: 7
Loc: Scranton, PA
I'm all for the idea of personal adds for meeting others. Name/Interest/Locaton, but if this is what an individual wants, can he/she simply not put it into their profile? If we begin to post adds discussing our sexual prefernces and/or what we are looking for in a potential personal relationship, wouldn't this make us look like a bunch of swingers dressed in satanic drag? What kind of image would we then be presenting to the masses?
I am inclinded to think this is perhaps best left to each persons personal website, such as like what we see at myspace.
hellcniht

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#250019 - 06/20/07 01:12 PM Re: Personals for Satanists [Re: Rory_Rocketpants]
JJTheWickedWitch Offline


Registered: 06/12/07
Posts: 13
Loc: Midwest USt
There were no implications. Just a joke. And I'm not going anywhere. This is too much fun!

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