I don't have enough digits to count the number of people using a varient of "Satan's Whore" as a screen name. I had this one crazy tell me she wished she was a fly on the wall, to watch a serial killer.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa the hey! You didn't like My message? I AM having Satan's baby. I plan to name him BEEZEBUBBY!

I am after all......THE WHORE OF BABYLON! CHRIST read the book of Revelation.... you will find all you need know about Me there.

(Smiles)

Sigh.

PS: Don't ever call Me koo koo again!

You just very nicely summed up my exact feeling on this 'Personals' ideas. I was having a lot of trouble wording it, for some reason. Thank you.

The customer is always right - if the price is right.

You haven't ever referred to yourself as "Eisheth" have you?

Because this person I'm talking about claims "I really have nothing in common with the Church of Satan other than we use the same term in the word "Satanist".

Satanism is also about pragmatism.

The only real limitations being created here, are those of the posters' assumptions.

Why post if you aren't going to read everything?

Last time: THIS WOULD NOT BE ON LTTD OR ANY OTHER MESSAGE BOARD!!! NOR WOULD IT BE A REPRESENTED BY THE Church of Satan OR EVEN CLAIM TO BE!!!

This was simply an idea to toy with, but it's awfully frustrating when people are adding things that aren't there.

Kee-ryst!

Assabrah...I understand that there is a laguage, in Africa I believe, the details escape me...that has no nouns. When they describe something, they do so with verbs. A man who is running is called, simply, a running. If the same man is sleeping, he is called a sleeping.

I may not always agree with what you say, but I do agree with the spirit of the posts I have read of yours. You always remind us that Satanism is an action word. Pity we cannot call it Sataning.

I agree - I think that a "Satanic Personals" would look bad for The Church of Satan--It would imply that Satanists lack the skills to find mates on their own.

Not only that, but there are already websites that offer the "find love" service for a price (and I'm sure you get to create profiles on these sites so you can market yourself.)

I know this isn't a lonely hearts club but this place is crawling with satanists so what's stopping you if someone seems interesting? Surely you must get a little glimpse of what people are like by viewing their posts and it's probably better than reading a thought through "ad" which is only meant to serve as a sort of pick-me-pick-me-thing. Either way you'll probably get to know someone interesting. Nothing to lose, right?

Personally, the idea of "viewing which males are available" would be a total turnoff. Like looking for a new pet.