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#253053 - 07/02/07 09:38 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Minus]
Roho_the_Rooster Offline
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Strange you should say that. I made my decision in a rational, well thought out fashion. Once made, there was an undertone of excitement. Frankly, I have been a little worn out. I think I might have actually grinned at some point today. At least I THINK that is what scared the villagers.

Thanks!
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#253055 - 07/02/07 09:41 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
Minus Offline
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 Quote:
Once made, there was an undertone of excitement.


That was the Black Flame igniting. The Church throws that in for free with all sincere memberships from those applicants who truly "get it".
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#253057 - 07/02/07 09:42 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Minus]
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Metaphor is just another word for LIES.

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#253058 - 07/02/07 09:43 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
CWH Offline
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I look forward to welcomeing you to the Infernal Empire.

HS!

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#253060 - 07/02/07 09:44 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Mr Sam]
Minus Offline
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 Quote:
Metaphor is just another word for LIES.


That is why I never get caught in a lie. I get caught in a metaphor.

Easier to get out of...
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#253069 - 07/02/07 09:53 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Minus]
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Crafty poets...


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#253076 - 07/02/07 10:12 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Minus]
D. Macabre Offline
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 Originally Posted By: Minus
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Maybe it's just me...but that's kind of a strange request, my friend.


It's written in an ancient code called metaphor. It was invented in pre-historic times by horny poets to confuse the masses and enamor young, intelligent women.

Translation of original post:
You will be excited when you receive your membership package in the mail. I certainly was.


LOL \:D
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#253077 - 07/02/07 10:15 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: D. Macabre]
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Oh roho!

You have no idea how happy I am to hear this! I look forward to welcoming you to the Infernal Empire!

I have always enjoyed your post and sense of humor.

Bravo!

What Minus said.....about the bottle.... you have NO IDEA!

I almost peed My pants because I was so infernally happy. \:\)
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#253086 - 07/02/07 10:25 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
Danny Mc. Offline
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I'm sure you'll be most welcome sir. I've always enjoyed your posts. I know what you mean by waiting, because I did the same. I agree with taking your time and taking those concrete steps. HS!
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#253097 - 07/02/07 11:04 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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This is good news. I like you Roho and so I think you will find yourself very welcomed in the CoS.
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#253100 - 07/02/07 11:34 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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I too will be joining soon Mr. Rooster. Let me know how it goes.
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#253102 - 07/02/07 11:44 PM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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Loc: Wisconsin
The day your membership package arrives is a day you'll remember for a very long time! I know for me it ranks up there with my children being born, and marrying my wife! Congratulations on your decision.

Hail Satan!
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#253140 - 07/03/07 01:13 AM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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Congratulations, Roho!
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#253142 - 07/03/07 01:16 AM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
Felstorm Offline
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 Originally Posted By: roho_the_rooster
I am not really sure what proper etiquette is in these matters, but I think it proper say that I will be requesting membership in The Church of Satan. While I have known that I am a Satanist for some time, I always thought I would wait until I was ready to join. Commitment is a serious thing to me, and I did not want join until I "was ready". Well, time has gone on, and I have gained an appreciation for the fact that, while Satanists are born, not made, there certainly is a process of growth and maturing. That shouldn't be a surprise. Life is like that, and what is Satanism, if not an accurate description of life?

To make a long story longer, I feel it is time. Joining the Church will not change who I am. The only outward difference is that I will be proudly carrying the red card in my wallet. But I do find that taking concrete steps strengthens both my commitment and resolve in any endeavor I undertake.



Congratulations on putting your money where your mouth is, so to speak.



Edited by Felstorm (07/03/07 01:16 AM)
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#253150 - 07/03/07 01:38 AM Re: On Church Membership [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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Congratulations! I plan to join also, hopefully in the not-too distant future.
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