How come you all call yourselves "the church of satan" yet believe that there is no God, that you are your own God? why take an icon associated with Christianity and use it as the basis for your religion and then it seems like you rebel against the idea?
How come you give Christianity exclusive rights to a word that describes a fellowship of like minded people who share a philosophical life view? To put it simply, we aren't against churches, per se, simply stupid ones.
We are a church because we have the two components that describe churches: Ritual and dogma.
your ninth statement says that "satan is the best friend the church has ever had," -
Yes, irony is a kick in the ass, ain't it?
You are your own God, yet you call yourselves 'the church of satan." you are individualistic by the nature of your beliefs. so why call yourselves something associated with christianity?
Because the weak instill words with power that we feel happy to exploit.