I am, as of two weeks ago, living on a college campus in South Carolina, in the middle of the Bible Belt. It has a Baptist Ministry on-campus, but they are easy to ignore.
Why, then, is this my Hell on Earth?
First and foremost is the library that houses, among 500,000 volumes (I almost orgasmed when I walked into the building), almost all of the good Doktor's works. I thank the open minded individuals on the campus that made this possible.
Second is the huge, heavily forested campus. At least 20 acres, there is space cut out for the buildings and a few small lakes, and the rest is pure woodland. (Some crazy squirrels, though) There is even a graveyard on campus, out in the woods. My kind of place. You have to walk for 10 minutes between every class. I clock a good 3 miles before lunch every day. (Eventually I'll slim my fat ass down to my ROTC levels before the end of the semester)
Also, we have a decent enclave of, if not Satanic in name, Satanic in philosophy, people around, people with whom I can actually have an intelligent conversation. (Though 90% of the people on campus are decidedly herd-creatures, I try to keep to my own.)
I'm a happy man!