HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARYANN!!!
I am thinking of a lot of dirty things to say...but I will not.
I will not say that since you and the rest of us are so far apart you'll just have to gift yourself...twice.
I will not say that since this is your birthday, it would be nice if you showed us your birthday suit.
If you blew out all the candles on the cake that we would give you in one breath, I would not say "She's a keeper", like I do at all the other birthday parties for the ladies I go to.
Nope...Since this is your day, I will be on my best behavior, and not say any of those things.