#285784 - 11/25/07 04:45 PM
Re: Your introduction.
[Re: Fueld by Fire]
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A few weeks ago some religion peddlers knocked on my door. I told them that I was sick and didn't know if I was still contagious, I've never seen a group of people excuse themselves so quickly. If you don't want to deal with this type of uninvited guest, that line (or variation thereof) may work for you as well.
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#285959 - 11/26/07 09:35 AM
What do YOU get out of it?
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Registered: 03/09/05
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LDS missionaries are really cool! If you ask them to help you with things around your house, they will because volunteerism is part of their "thing".
Got any yard work? Got some heavy lifting? Ask a Mormon!
If all you want to do is make silly comments to them, that's your choice but then they get to tell everyone they know about the rude "satanist" they met.
Edited by RandomStranger (11/26/07 09:43 AM)
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#285964 - 11/26/07 09:52 AM
Re: Missionaries
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For example, I'd get a friend to lie naked in the middle of the living room, You could follow that up with, "Thank goodness you finally showed up. How does your position go again?" Some may need to think about that for a minute.
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#286631 - 11/28/07 09:10 PM
Re: Missionaries
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Registered: 11/04/07
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I have read nearly the whole Church of Satan website, and I completley understand now. Although I do already live by all of the teachings of satanism (I was born that way) I have learned so much, about myself, probably more in the past few days than in the past few years.
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#286643 - 11/28/07 10:20 PM
Re: Missionaries
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Registered: 11/04/07
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We had some missionaries of some sort stop by the other day and I just so happened to answer the door. My mom heard them at the door and said "We're not interested." and slammed the door in their face... so I'm glad my mom slammed the door on their face so we didn't waste anyone's time... That doesn't make sense...
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Power is easy to obtain. Wielding your power successfully is the true test.
Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant "If I live, I will kill you. If I die you are forgiven." Such is the rule of honor -Randy Blythe, Lamb of God
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#286793 - 11/29/07 02:14 PM
Re: Missionaries
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Registered: 10/15/07
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Loc: London, UK
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We had some missionaries of some sort stop by the other day and I just so happened to answer the door. My mom heard them at the door and said "We're not interested." and slammed the door in their face... so I'm glad my mom slammed the door on their face so we didn't waste anyone's time... That doesn't make sense... How does it not make sense - looked pretty clear to me. Or are you referring to the confusion about him opening the door and his mother closing it? That does actually seem a bit contradictory...
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#286830 - 11/29/07 03:22 PM
Re: Missionaries
[Re: hellbent666]
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Registered: 11/02/05
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I have already educated too many people about modern Satanism and it gets aggravating sometimes especially when people don't really listen to you so I'm glad my mom slammed the door on their face so we didn't waste anyone's time. What is "modern Satanism"?
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#286838 - 11/29/07 03:52 PM
Re: Missionaries
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I have already educated too many people about modern Satanism and it gets aggravating sometimes especially when people don't really listen to you  Funny!
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