If you enjoy engaging in futile debate with them. Go for it!
But personally I see it as a waste of time.
Unless there are some really cute girls at your door, then invite them in feed them lots of Frangelico and Madiera-laced coffee and keep the conversation angled towards what kinds of sexual perversions are a sin. (Thanks Nemo!) And how that in order to be redeemed one must experience the sin first... which you just so happen to have first hand experience of.
Anybody else have encounters to share?
I spent 18 years forced to grow up as a Jehovah's Witness, and all the physical and psychological horrors that entails.CNN: They brainwash kids to ignore sound medical advice.
If it were legal, I would advise that you put a shotgun to their heads, and spread their brains across an eight foot by sixteen foot area.
But one must abide by the writ of law. And the consequences of first degree murder tends to be harsh on the enjoyment of life.
Freedom > Prison.
So seduce them if they are cute women.
And make homosexual overtures to the men. (But be prepared to make good on your advances!)
Also. Removing all your clothes "Because I can't talk about God with my clothes on." will get them to beat a hasty retreat as well.
Pranks are well deserved here as well. Fart candy. Blue mouth candy. Itching powder, joy buzzers, whoopie cushions, and dribble cups are all appropriate tools to harass and annoy them.
But don't mess with Mormons.
They are actually somewhat decent people who are really useful when you need something strenuous done. In fact I "hired" them to move my neighbor out two days ago. Strapping young lads made short work of all her exercise equipment.
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