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#297882 - 01/12/08 09:20 AM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
farjalikhali Offline


Registered: 01/03/08
Posts: 52
Loc: Colorado
Nah, I think he's at the same party as guy:








EDIT: OH yes, I've been looking for a place to say. I'm going on a family vacation, visiting my two little sisters -- sisters I have not seen in ELEVEN YEARS!

I'm so excited. My heart broke when they had to go live with their father. Fortunately, the asshole ruined it for himself, and now they are in foster care (a very good, understanding, and disciplined household with several children and numerous pets), where we have been cheerfully allowed nearly daily phone calls and e-mails.

One of my baby sisters is getting some sort of surgery for an uneven leg problem, and her foster parents invited us to be there for her!

I'll be gone until after the twentieth, probably the twenty-fourth. I'll miss you all! If I could convince my dad to let me bring my computer, I would... but I might get a chance at the laptop. Who knows?

I'll see you guys. It's a little sad for me to leave so soon after joining, and with everyone having been so welcoming and respectful to me, even at my young and inexperienced age... but I'll be back. \:\)


Edited by farjalikhali (01/12/08 09:36 AM)
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#297891 - 01/12/08 09:38 AM Re: Life! [Re: farjalikhali]
Vestiphobic Offline


Registered: 12/23/07
Posts: 99
Loc: Minnesota
Well, I plan on keeping my pants on, but I salute you brave streakers.

I have been celebrating Life all week! For my birthday I have been tearing up the twin cities and Wisconsin in kudos to my own existence.

Life is grand!

Hail Satan!


(ps I think I like Carpe Omnius better! )


Edited by Vestiphobic (01/12/08 09:40 AM)
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#297894 - 01/12/08 09:57 AM Re: Life! [Re: farjalikhali]
Mr Avarice Offline



Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 991
Loc: Scandinavia
I hope that you will enjoy yourself immensely! I miss my family now, and they are only a few miles away. I presume that I am spoiled like that...

Oh, and Vestiphobic: You will still run with us won't you, even though you remain dressed, you little outsider? ;\)

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#297919 - 01/12/08 12:51 PM Re: Life! [Re: Bill_M]
spook show Offline
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Registered: 06/30/07
Posts: 356
Loc: under your bed
The cereal? Nah, some Count Chocula please.

The magazine? Okay, not bad.

The board game? I'll stick to naked Twister!
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#297920 - 01/12/08 12:52 PM Re: Life! [Re: Zaftig]
Discipline Offline
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 6796
Loc: Forever West
>>Here's to life...off of the internet!

What? That is crazy talk.
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#297923 - 01/12/08 01:01 PM Re: Life! [Re: verszou]
ledbymusic Offline


Registered: 01/07/08
Posts: 63
Loc: SoCal
I bid you a great time in Mauritius. The Bahamas come for me in about 3 months when I get back to the great U.S.A.
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#297924 - 01/12/08 01:05 PM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
Old_Pig Offline


Registered: 11/27/02
Posts: 3969
Loc: The Deep South
Invisible basketball!!!
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#297926 - 01/12/08 01:26 PM Re: Life! [Re: Old_Pig]
Dead Roses Offline


Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 93
Loc: Zagreb, Croatia
When one sees nothing but horrors, life seems like a frantic illusion at best. One (the only) drug high I never want to get off.

Lo and behold, we are Satanists, the highest embodiment of human life!

Hail life!

Slava Satani
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#297927 - 01/12/08 01:27 PM Re: Life! [Re: Dead Roses]
Dead Roses Offline


Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 93
Loc: Zagreb, Croatia
P.S. Don't do drugs. Ever. Pretty please.
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#297944 - 01/12/08 02:35 PM Re: Life! [Re: Discipline]
Poetaster Offline
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Registered: 01/20/06
Posts: 2336
Loc: East Coast, USA.
 Quote:

What? That is crazy talk.


Tell me about it, I did it for nearly six months! Sheesh, people that actually get out and do something productive once in a while, complete rubbish!


Edited by Poetaster (01/12/08 02:36 PM)
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#297946 - 01/12/08 02:41 PM Re: Life! [Re: Poetaster]
TheDegenerate Offline
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Registered: 11/11/07
Posts: 3567
Loc: Cowtown
Of course. Satanism is about sitting around all night in a unibomber-esque setting, chatting on the internet, and creating a Satanic community whose intent is confirming the theories behind the movie Zeitgeist....or something.

When Anton LaVey talked about living your life to the fullest, he was of course, talking about eating cheap potato chips, and spending too much time playing Bejeweled.

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#297948 - 01/12/08 02:47 PM Re: Life! [Re: TheDegenerate]
Old_Pig Offline


Registered: 11/27/02
Posts: 3969
Loc: The Deep South
I think I'm doing it wrong!

I'm eating plantain chips...
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#297950 - 01/12/08 02:48 PM Re: Life! [Re: Old_Pig]
TheDegenerate Offline
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Registered: 11/11/07
Posts: 3567
Loc: Cowtown
"Indulgence" in The Satanic Bible was a metaphor for "Foods high in trans fats." As long as your chips fit that criteria, you are living as a Satanist!

Hail Trans Fats!

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#297954 - 01/12/08 03:33 PM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
Skully Offline


Registered: 12/05/07
Posts: 7
Loc: London, UK
Wow! It gets better and better! Let's just all get naked and run around driking whatever we're drinking and eating whatever we're eating. At the count of 3, everybody! 1. 2! 3!!! yeah! Suddenly I feel soooo free!

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#298012 - 01/12/08 10:21 PM Re: Life! [Re: Poetaster]
Discipline Offline
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Registered: 08/25/03
Posts: 6796
Loc: Forever West
Yeah, and I thought you were dead! Don't ever do that again, mister. \:\/
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"I've learned . . . that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." ~Andy Rooney

"At last I shall have time to devote myself seriously and freely to the destruction of all my former opinions." ~Descartes

“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself—and you are the easiest person to fool.” ~Richard Feynman

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