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#297474 - 01/11/08 08:55 AM Life!
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Things have been getting a little morbid around here lately with all this death talk. So, here's to life!! I raise a toast to you, great indulgence. Long may we know each other, old friend!

And when death comes for me, he'd better be ready for a fight, because this is one Satanist who's going to go down swinging!

Hail the Living!

Hail Satan!
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#297476 - 01/11/08 09:02 AM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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Excellent!

I agree.

Hail Satan!
Hail LIFE!
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#297503 - 01/11/08 10:55 AM Re: Life! [Re: Evil_Eve]
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Loc: Devil's HQ. seriously.
>>>>>>[Raises his N-A beer to the toast]

Hail Life!

Hail Satan!
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#297507 - 01/11/08 11:07 AM Re: Life! [Re: Horse Totem]
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Runs around naked

Woo hoo - go life!
HS!
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"Don't you see? If the gays can get married then the whole institution of marriage will be destroyed! Society will crumble! Rivers will run red with blood! And Nazis will walk the earth riding dinosaurs!" Princess Clara, the unsung voice of the Christian right.

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#297510 - 01/11/08 11:21 AM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
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Most people sleepwalk, others give up, and some choose to really live. Hail to the living.
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#297523 - 01/11/08 11:49 AM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
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 Originally Posted By: Scion
Runs around naked




MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!
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#297593 - 01/11/08 01:50 PM Re: Life! [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
ledbymusic Offline


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All hail the living. Let us all party in the Bahamas. Well hell, I know at least I will be.

HS
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#297656 - 01/11/08 03:42 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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L'chaim!
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#297659 - 01/11/08 03:47 PM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
RottenBonnie Offline


Registered: 04/28/07
Posts: 546
Loc: The West Coast, USA
 Originally Posted By: Scion
Runs around naked


Cheers!

And if Scion is going to run around naked, then so will I. I've always had a weakness for streaking.

Hail Life!

Hail Satan!
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#297663 - 01/11/08 04:01 PM Re: Life! [Re: RottenBonnie]
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Hahaha STREAKING PARTY!!!! Its sunny in Seattle!!!!
Hail LIFE
HAIL SATAN!!!
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Bless me dark father I have sinned
I've done it before and I'll do it again
Cuz it keeps me warm, and makes you smile
Been beneath me all the while
Whispering sweet nothings
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#297679 - 01/11/08 05:28 PM Re: Life! [Re: Saraflare]
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Sunny in Seattle, huh? It's been on and off sunny here yesterday and today (Portland). The sun must be out in Seattle to show it's support for the Seahawks. \:\)
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#297684 - 01/11/08 05:34 PM Re: Life! [Re: RottenBonnie]
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And, as per usual, it's been rainy and cold and shit in London. \:\(
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All Hail Satan, for I shall ever be his mouth in this blessed and righteous Kingdom of the United!

"Don't you see? If the gays can get married then the whole institution of marriage will be destroyed! Society will crumble! Rivers will run red with blood! And Nazis will walk the earth riding dinosaurs!" Princess Clara, the unsung voice of the Christian right.

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#297686 - 01/11/08 05:39 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
Max Faust Offline
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The funny thing about that morbidity is that if you didn't have life, you couldn't even talk of death, much less be afraid of it. Fuck all fear and hesitation.

Life is in your palm, every day.

Hail Satan!

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#297700 - 01/11/08 06:31 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
Bill_M Offline
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 Originally Posted By: 2thenight
So, here's to life!!

The cereal, the magazine, or the board game?
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#297711 - 01/11/08 07:20 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
Philotechnic Offline

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Carpe Diem!

Or in some cases, Carpe Noctem!

I wish I could seize the night, alas I have work the next morning!

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#297738 - 01/11/08 09:03 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
J. Hagalaz Offline


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Yes, cheers to the Great Everything! Anything else would be nothing at all!

Hail Satan!
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#297758 - 01/11/08 09:50 PM Re: Life! [Re: J. Hagalaz]
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Thank you, Hail life! Hail Satan! Now I drink to a more pleasant thought.
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#297774 - 01/11/08 10:17 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
Mr Avarice Offline



Registered: 12/04/07
Posts: 991
Loc: Scandinavia
 Originally Posted By: 2thenight
Things have been getting a little morbid around here lately with all this death talk. So, here's to life!! I raise a toast to you, great indulgence. Long may we know each other, old friend!

And when death comes for me, he'd better be ready for a fight, because this is one Satanist who's going to go down swinging!

Hail the Living!

Hail Satan!


Best damned thing I've heard all week! I raise my pint of tea in salute!
HAIL TO LIFE!
HAIL SATAN!

And While it may be cold and rainy here, I shall streak in solidarity alongside with Scion and Bonnie in Roho's backyard!


Edited by The Black Waltz (01/11/08 10:20 PM)

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#297814 - 01/11/08 11:55 PM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
Horse Totem Offline


Registered: 10/18/07
Posts: 21
Loc: Devil's HQ. seriously.
 Originally Posted By: Scion
And, as per usual, it's been rainy and cold and shit in London. \:\(


As per unusual, it snowed yesterday morning here in Bhagdad. The slop out here is wonderful! \:\(
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#297840 - 01/12/08 03:53 AM Re: Life! [Re: ledbymusic]
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Posts: 1813
Loc: Denmark
 Originally Posted By: ledbymusic
All hail the living. Let us all party in the Bahamas.


Sorry, no can do. By this time tomorrow I'll be landing in sunny Mauritius where I'll be celebrating life and all the wonderful opportunities it offers.

I will miss this place while I'm gone, but if I find an internet connection down there I might pop in to say hello.

If not then rest assured that I'll raise on of the local rum-filled drinks to toast all the people here who educate and inspire me.
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#297842 - 01/12/08 04:01 AM Re: Life! [Re: Horse Totem]
Mr Avarice Offline



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Ironically enough, I just read about that in the Newspaper!
Well Horse, make sure that you make it back safe and sound, alright?
And give them Hell for me while you're there, btw.

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Sorry, no can do. By this time tomorrow I'll be landing in sunny Mauritius where I'll be celebrating life and all the wonderful opportunities it offers.


To qoute Monty Python: You lucky bastard!

But I guess that you deserve it. Have a Hell of a time and watch out for Dodo's! ;\)

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#297843 - 01/12/08 04:06 AM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
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 Originally Posted By: The Black Waltz
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Sorry, no can do. By this time tomorrow I'll be landing in sunny Mauritius where I'll be celebrating life and all the wonderful opportunities it offers.


To qoute Monty Python: You lucky bastard!

But I guess that you deserve it. Have a Hell of a time and watch out for Dodo's! ;\)


I will \:\) I promised my local comic book guy that I'd bring one home for him so that he could retire and live on the money he could make from letting people see it

I may also have a look around to see if they have any old 2 cent magenta colored stamps lying around.
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#297847 - 01/12/08 04:23 AM Re: Life! [Re: verszou]
Mr Avarice Offline



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By the time you read this you're either in Mauritius, back home in Denmark or posibly eaten by sharks, but never mind that: Just enjoy yourself and have a pleasant vacation.
And once on the nudist beach make sure to wiggle your private parts around in honor of the rest of us! ;\)

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#297849 - 01/12/08 04:32 AM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
leonor Offline


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Loc: Portugal
That's what I call big mouthing the big mouth.

Nothing as a foreign joke...

I am weired, I know.

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I see a bunch of men raging at the void, haunted by their own inventions. Absurd. Totally absurd.

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#297850 - 01/12/08 04:49 AM Re: Life! [Re: leonor]
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Si, Senorita; Nós somos todos os estrangeiros! ;\)

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#297869 - 01/12/08 07:08 AM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
Zaftig Offline
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Here's to life...off of the internet!



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#297876 - 01/12/08 08:57 AM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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Yes, the death trip can be overbearing at times. Humor and positivity is good for you! Indulge yourself with a smile!

Hail Love!
Hail Life!
Hail Satan!


If I may, here is a link to a picture that screams LIFE!
photo


Edited by HoundDog (01/12/08 09:00 AM)
Edit Reason: added a link
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#297878 - 01/12/08 09:07 AM Re: Life! [Re: TheNaturalForce]
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It really, really does just that, HoundDog! Epacially compared to Mr Righty.

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#297879 - 01/12/08 09:08 AM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
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That is a hideous photo. \:>
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#297880 - 01/12/08 09:09 AM Re: Life! [Re: TheNaturalForce]
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...Of a stark reality.

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#297882 - 01/12/08 09:20 AM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
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Registered: 01/03/08
Posts: 52
Loc: Colorado
Nah, I think he's at the same party as guy:








EDIT: OH yes, I've been looking for a place to say. I'm going on a family vacation, visiting my two little sisters -- sisters I have not seen in ELEVEN YEARS!

I'm so excited. My heart broke when they had to go live with their father. Fortunately, the asshole ruined it for himself, and now they are in foster care (a very good, understanding, and disciplined household with several children and numerous pets), where we have been cheerfully allowed nearly daily phone calls and e-mails.

One of my baby sisters is getting some sort of surgery for an uneven leg problem, and her foster parents invited us to be there for her!

I'll be gone until after the twentieth, probably the twenty-fourth. I'll miss you all! If I could convince my dad to let me bring my computer, I would... but I might get a chance at the laptop. Who knows?

I'll see you guys. It's a little sad for me to leave so soon after joining, and with everyone having been so welcoming and respectful to me, even at my young and inexperienced age... but I'll be back. \:\)


Edited by farjalikhali (01/12/08 09:36 AM)
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#297891 - 01/12/08 09:38 AM Re: Life! [Re: farjalikhali]
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Loc: Minnesota
Well, I plan on keeping my pants on, but I salute you brave streakers.

I have been celebrating Life all week! For my birthday I have been tearing up the twin cities and Wisconsin in kudos to my own existence.

Life is grand!

Hail Satan!


(ps I think I like Carpe Omnius better! )


Edited by Vestiphobic (01/12/08 09:40 AM)
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#297894 - 01/12/08 09:57 AM Re: Life! [Re: farjalikhali]
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I hope that you will enjoy yourself immensely! I miss my family now, and they are only a few miles away. I presume that I am spoiled like that...

Oh, and Vestiphobic: You will still run with us won't you, even though you remain dressed, you little outsider? ;\)

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#297919 - 01/12/08 12:51 PM Re: Life! [Re: Bill_M]
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The cereal? Nah, some Count Chocula please.

The magazine? Okay, not bad.

The board game? I'll stick to naked Twister!
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#297920 - 01/12/08 12:52 PM Re: Life! [Re: Zaftig]
Discipline Offline
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>>Here's to life...off of the internet!

What? That is crazy talk.
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#297923 - 01/12/08 01:01 PM Re: Life! [Re: verszou]
ledbymusic Offline


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Loc: SoCal
I bid you a great time in Mauritius. The Bahamas come for me in about 3 months when I get back to the great U.S.A.
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#297924 - 01/12/08 01:05 PM Re: Life! [Re: Mr Avarice]
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Invisible basketball!!!
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#297926 - 01/12/08 01:26 PM Re: Life! [Re: Old_Pig]
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When one sees nothing but horrors, life seems like a frantic illusion at best. One (the only) drug high I never want to get off.

Lo and behold, we are Satanists, the highest embodiment of human life!

Hail life!

Slava Satani
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#297927 - 01/12/08 01:27 PM Re: Life! [Re: Dead Roses]
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P.S. Don't do drugs. Ever. Pretty please.
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#297944 - 01/12/08 02:35 PM Re: Life! [Re: Discipline]
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What? That is crazy talk.


Tell me about it, I did it for nearly six months! Sheesh, people that actually get out and do something productive once in a while, complete rubbish!


Edited by Poetaster (01/12/08 02:36 PM)
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#297946 - 01/12/08 02:41 PM Re: Life! [Re: Poetaster]
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Of course. Satanism is about sitting around all night in a unibomber-esque setting, chatting on the internet, and creating a Satanic community whose intent is confirming the theories behind the movie Zeitgeist....or something.

When Anton LaVey talked about living your life to the fullest, he was of course, talking about eating cheap potato chips, and spending too much time playing Bejeweled.

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#297948 - 01/12/08 02:47 PM Re: Life! [Re: TheDegenerate]
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I think I'm doing it wrong!

I'm eating plantain chips...
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#297950 - 01/12/08 02:48 PM Re: Life! [Re: Old_Pig]
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"Indulgence" in The Satanic Bible was a metaphor for "Foods high in trans fats." As long as your chips fit that criteria, you are living as a Satanist!

Hail Trans Fats!

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#297954 - 01/12/08 03:33 PM Re: Life! [Re: Scion]
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Wow! It gets better and better! Let's just all get naked and run around driking whatever we're drinking and eating whatever we're eating. At the count of 3, everybody! 1. 2! 3!!! yeah! Suddenly I feel soooo free!

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#298012 - 01/12/08 10:21 PM Re: Life! [Re: Poetaster]
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Yeah, and I thought you were dead! Don't ever do that again, mister. \:\/
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#298030 - 01/13/08 12:25 AM Re: Life! [Re: TheDegenerate]
Mr Avarice Offline



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 Originally Posted By: Phosis
"Indulgence" in The Satanic Bible was a metaphor for "Foods high in trans fats." As long as your chips fit that criteria, you are living as a Satanist!

Hail Trans Fats!

I ate popcorn yesterday. I'm doing everything wrong!

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#298105 - 01/13/08 11:03 AM Re: Life! [Re: Horse Totem]
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Posts: 54
Loc: USA
 Originally Posted By: Horse Totem


As per unusual, it snowed yesterday morning here in Bhagdad. The slop out here is wonderful! \:\(


Yeah.. that really freaked me out. Third trip here, and the first time I've seen that!
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#298151 - 01/13/08 02:06 PM Re: Life! [Re: Vestiphobic]
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... a propos keeping your pants on: I dare to say that I find you very sexually attractive... ahem but to my disguise I am certainly thousands of kilometres away from you... so fuck it. And sorry for OT: Enjoy LIFE!! Burn that Entropy that is available! YOU deserved it - not the masses!!

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#298208 - 01/13/08 07:32 PM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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I praise your intention to fight for your life.

(I hope you come to understand there are very real fights to be fought and this is not a mere metaphor).

I see nothing morbid with regard to paying acute attention to death as a Satanist whatsoever.

We have always used skulls and other such symbols of death to remind us of mortality, haven't we?

Actually, what I find morbid are those who ignore death as if it did not exist and even worse, embrace it as "natural" or even desirable.

Death is my enemy.

I do not wish to ever forget he is around because in order to do anything at all to hold him at bay, I need to remember that he exists.

Life is the only place to enjoy what is going on here.

I do not want it to ever end by forgetting what could threaten it.

This is the same reason I wish to remember to look both ways before crossing streets, wearing seat belts in motorcars, not insulting people with guns and machetes, and other such simple rules of common sense.

Remembering that death kills about 147,000 people every single day - of all ages, in many different ways - is an important part of continuing to remember how to behave to not become one of that number.

That is why when I see anyone preaching an "anything goes" attitude toward life, I just chuckle.

Sooner or later they will vanish off this world because they are ignoring death.

They will shorten their life almost certainly simply because they are ignoring death.

That's how I see it.

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#298307 - 01/14/08 07:02 AM Re: Life! [Re: Nemo]
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I see nothing morbid with regard to paying acute attention to death as a Satanist whatsoever.


Neither do I, Magister. My post was directed to those who are so obsessed with death, they let their entire lives pass them by without appreciating the wonderful gift they have.

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This is the same reason I wish to remember to look both ways before crossing streets, wearing seat belts in motorcars, not insulting people with guns and machetes, and other such simple rules of common sense.


I also do these things. I view death as my enemy as well, and do anything possible to keep it away.

And yes, I may have been speaking in a metaphorical way, however, I consider death to be a very real threat.

I may not know when I'm going to leave this party, but I will have as much fun and enjoyment while I'm here.

(Yes, I wandered back into the land of metaphors again.)


Edited by 2thenight (01/14/08 11:28 AM)
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#298445 - 01/14/08 03:57 PM Re: Life! [Re: verszou]
Agent6 Offline
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I think I figured out why the people don't come back... you're a bunch of noobs that have submitted the word Hail Satan for Hallelujah. OMGWTF why can't I find any people who can discuss my findings on sprituality, I mean you guys don't even believe there is spirituality, yet you believe in magic? that's just stupid! It's like walking around Upsidedown. You do know that everything I heard hear today I either knew something more or thought that you were all talking about your own problems and hiding it behind "What do you think about this?" statements. I also read that Satanic bible thing and it's EXACTLY the same stuf that the bible says. It just states it in laymans terms so the average 80 I.Q person can understand it. If any of you ever develop an I.Q of over 130 you might be able to learn the same lessons but much quicker from the Holy Bibly like I did. I'll see you in hell. Come visit me in castle 6 (it'ws between 7 and 5 on the way to the palace).

-Agent6
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#298446 - 01/14/08 04:00 PM Re: Life! [Re: Agent6]
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 Originally Posted By: Agent6
why can't I find any people who can discuss my findings on sprituality, I mean you guys don't even believe there is spirituality, yet you believe in magic?


Who said we believed in Magic?
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#298513 - 01/14/08 10:10 PM Re: Life! [Re: Agent6]
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 410
Loc: Florida, USA
 Originally Posted By: Agent6
I also read that Satanic bible thing and it's EXACTLY the same stuf that the bible says


So, smashing a man is the same as turning the other cheek?

I fail to see your logic.

Clearly your ineptitude at reading gives you no right to assumption as to the average IQ of a Satanist.

That, or 130 just seems relatively high to you. The average is not 70. 75 does not make you intelligent.


 Originally Posted By: Agent6
It's like walking around Upsidedown.


Hey! Some of us like carpet on our ceilings.





Edited by Darkahn (01/14/08 10:12 PM)
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#298517 - 01/14/08 11:27 PM Re: Life! [Re: Darkahn]
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Registered: 10/25/07
Posts: 88
Loc: California, USA
 Originally Posted By: Darkahn


Hey! Some of us like carpet on our ceilings.



Can help trap dust, but it's a bitch to steam clean when the pet bat has an accident.
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#298524 - 01/15/08 12:44 AM Re: Life! [Re: Agent6]
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 Originally Posted By: Agent6
. If any of you ever develop an I.Q of over 130 you might be able to learn the same lessons but much quicker from the Holy Bibly like I did.


Is that where we learn to put chickens on our head? Because THAT makes this guy look REALLY smart.
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#298583 - 01/15/08 08:59 AM Re: Life! [Re: Agent6]
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 Quote:
you're a bunch of noobs that have submitted the word Hail Satan for Hallelujah.


It figures. Only three days after I start my first thread here, and idiocy has already creeped in. Perhaps I should have named this, "Life! People like agent6 need to get one!"


Edited by 2thenight (01/15/08 09:01 AM)
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#298595 - 01/15/08 09:39 AM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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"Life! People like agent6 need to get one!"




LMAO... Awsome..

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#298622 - 01/15/08 11:58 AM Re: Life! [Re: spook show]
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Loc: London, UK
 Originally Posted By: 2thenight
 Quote:
you're a bunch of noobs that have submitted the word Hail Satan for Hallelujah.


It figures. Only three days after I start my first thread here, and idiocy has already creeped in. Perhaps I should have named this, "Life! People like agent6 need to get one!"


In his case I think you mean mood stabilisers.
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#298662 - 01/15/08 02:45 PM Re: Life! [Re: Agent6]
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Well... he is banned now. And so is the guy he was standing on.
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#298670 - 01/15/08 02:58 PM Re: Life! [Re: Old_Pig]
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Posts: 93
Loc: Zagreb, Croatia
Oh my god, now I feel all bad about myself... I'm gonna go scourge myself til dawn in hopes of arriving at a great spiritual awakening which shall make me fit to asociate with you, oh master of knowledge with a cock (open for interpretation...) for a familiar!


 Originally Posted By: Tha_Pig
Well... he is banned now. And so is the guy he was standing on.


Hahahahaha!
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