Yeah, show the peace sign, and when they take their hand, poke their eyes out!

If cartoons have taught me anything, it's that hiding inside a bush (and moving, carrying with you, said bush) is an effective way of hiding, and or sneaking up on ones enemy.

Has anyone yet to confirm this?

Ashida Kim probably wrote a book about that tactic alone, involving his well-known Siberian exploits.

You can own it for only one easy payment of $19.95.

This is how you DON'T do it: Black pyjamas in a green environment.

Black doesn't really help in broad daylight... but it's funny.

Just advance to the fiftieth second if you find the introduction too boring.

Urban Ninja II

Actually, Ashida Kim wrote a book titled Ninja Secrets of Invisibility. It was sold through the Johnson Smith novelty catalogue, if that gives you any idea of the quality of content.

Why Paladin Press publishes that shit is beyond me.

Does the person that you mention work at the Job Corps., or
is he trying to get a job?

If the latter, (if you can say this with a straight face), I
might suggest to the gentleman that "demons" are an ethnic
minority, and that he should consult a tax professional about
possible "additional deductions" on his W-2 preparation.

And he also has a girlfriend?

I wonder if demons are loud snorers...




GCaesarWhiskers

Very nice, Max Faust!
If I could CHOOSE my weapons,
I would choose a "Tesla Death-Ray" or one of those chemical
weapons that makes people shit out their guts or drown in a pool
of their own snot.

*shrugging*

But I'm a lover, not a fighter! (lol)

GCaesarWhiskers