#300484 - 01/22/08 04:57 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Loc: Zagreb, Croatia
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It is interesting how the priesthood always states that ''the job has been done by professionals'' when refering to ''Satanic blasphemy''. Take for instance the scenario which occured here in Croatia at Sustipan not long ago; ''The graveyard has been 'defiled' by professional Satanists with outstanding lingual skills (latin in particular)'', the cardinal clarified via the media.
Know what it was all about?
The walls of several crypts were covered in Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral and Cradle of Filth (...) tags, which the pro priest immediately identified as 'the names of high satanic rituals', as well as 'the message' ''Vobiscum Satanas'' tagged on one of the crypts (which is one of Dark Funeral's songs, a Swedish black metal band...), from which he 'discerned' their impressional linguistic skill in the latin language (please kill me...).
What a goof.
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#300563 - 01/22/08 07:44 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: BlasphemousOne]
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The crowds to see the shroud must be on the decline. Time for Satan to bring back business!
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#300628 - 01/22/08 10:04 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Registered: 11/16/07
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Now that's a real magical feat, I want to make shadow puppet bunnies look like Satan!  Being formerly Catholic, I remember how they told us that Satanists would break into churches to steal Holy Water or the Eucharist. Obviously imposters, considering a real Satanist would have done her/her homework and found out how to legally get what s/he desired. Can't explain something? No problem, the Devil musta done it. 
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#300731 - 01/23/08 08:50 AM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: HammerOfDoubt]
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Registered: 01/17/08
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#300732 - 01/23/08 08:58 AM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: Charlie D]
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Registered: 12/06/07
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Loc: Germany
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Looks like C.Shy, I like it. "most likely explanation" was that "the items were stolen to be used in a rite of black magic" uuuuhm...yes, that really sound likely, why didn't I think of this myself? 
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#300791 - 01/23/08 12:16 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Registered: 03/09/05
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Human bones; check.
black and white candles; check.
loud bell; check.
holy water; uh... holy water...?
Crap! Now I have to go to Italy. Again.
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#300800 - 01/23/08 12:35 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: RandomStranger]
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Loc: Zagreb, Croatia
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You can used de-ionized water instead.
But then the demons smell like fried piss.
It's all the Masons' fault.
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#300801 - 01/23/08 12:35 PM
Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
[Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Registered: 12/05/07
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Yes, holy water and white religion symbols are essential for every black magic ritual. Except not.
Some artist must draw an impression of a female Satanist, too. And it better be hot.
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