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#300482 - 01/22/08 04:43 PM "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft
BlasphemousOne Offline

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The "artists impression of a Satanist" photo accompanying the article is particularly funny. Who knew we were good at making shadow puppets?

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#300484 - 01/22/08 04:57 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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It is interesting how the priesthood always states that ''the job has been done by professionals'' when refering to ''Satanic blasphemy''. Take for instance the scenario which occured here in Croatia at Sustipan not long ago; ''The graveyard has been 'defiled' by professional Satanists with outstanding lingual skills (latin in particular)'', the cardinal clarified via the media.

Know what it was all about?

The walls of several crypts were covered in Dimmu Borgir, Dark Funeral and Cradle of Filth (...) tags, which the pro priest immediately identified as 'the names of high satanic rituals', as well as 'the message' ''Vobiscum Satanas'' tagged on one of the crypts (which is one of Dark Funeral's songs, a Swedish black metal band...), from which he 'discerned' their impressional linguistic skill in the latin language (please kill me...).

What a goof.
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#300497 - 01/22/08 05:27 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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That "artist impression" made my day!
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#300563 - 01/22/08 07:44 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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The crowds to see the shroud must be on the decline. Time for Satan to bring back business!
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#300628 - 01/22/08 10:04 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Now that's a real magical feat, I want to make shadow puppet bunnies look like Satan!

Being formerly Catholic, I remember how they told us that Satanists would break into churches to steal Holy Water or the Eucharist. Obviously imposters, considering a real Satanist would have done her/her homework and found out how to legally get what s/he desired.

Can't explain something? No problem, the Devil musta done it.
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#300651 - 01/22/08 11:07 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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THAT"S MY NEW AVATAR!! I CALLED IT!!

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#300731 - 01/23/08 08:50 AM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: HammerOfDoubt]
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Doesn't beat mine :P

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#300732 - 01/23/08 08:58 AM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Charlie D]
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Looks like C.Shy, I like it.

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"most likely explanation" was that "the items were stolen to be used in a rite of black magic"


uuuuhm...yes, that really sound likely, why didn't I think of this myself?
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#300791 - 01/23/08 12:16 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Human bones; check.
black and white candles; check.
loud bell; check.
holy water; uh... holy water...?

Crap! Now I have to go to Italy. Again.
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#300800 - 01/23/08 12:35 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: RandomStranger]
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You can used de-ionized water instead.

But then the demons smell like fried piss.

It's all the Masons' fault.
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#300801 - 01/23/08 12:35 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Yes, holy water and white religion symbols are essential for every black magic ritual. Except not.

Some artist must draw an impression of a female Satanist, too. And it better be hot.
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#300806 - 01/23/08 01:04 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: aries violent]
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While it may be a part of CoS history, it is humorous that there will probably be people out there that will now black list anyone who can make a shadow puppet.

If you are insinuating I am mocking what may, or may not, be a part of CoS history, you would be wrong. ;\)

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#300807 - 01/23/08 01:07 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: RandomStranger]
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While you are in Italy, RandomStranger, would you pick me up some cannolis?

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#300809 - 01/23/08 01:12 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Dead Roses]
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What Satanist HASN"T performed the famed Cradle of Filth Ritual?

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#300810 - 01/23/08 01:13 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: AurEum]
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While I can't make my shadow bunnies look like Satan, I can make a pretty cool Godzilla shadow puppet!

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#300811 - 01/23/08 01:15 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Old_Pig]
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For some reason when I see this "artists impression", I want to yell "Strike a pose!"

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#300827 - 01/23/08 01:54 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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I'm on it! But first... WALL SHADOWS!!!!!
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#300832 - 01/23/08 02:03 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: RandomStranger]
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Great!

And don't forget, cross your right arm in front of your left. That is the trick to turning bunny shadows into Satan. If you do it the opposite way, you'll implode.

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#300858 - 01/23/08 03:28 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Have you heard the one about the four dead nuns and the holy water?
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#300859 - 01/23/08 03:29 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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Why no, Roho, I haven't.

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#300862 - 01/23/08 03:41 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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Why steal it when you can just buy it in bottled format?



Those darned silly Satanists!


Oh, wait a minute..
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#300868 - 01/23/08 03:56 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Darkahn]
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Stupidity strikes again!
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#300869 - 01/23/08 04:03 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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I almost spit coffee out on my monitor when I read the words "triangle of good."
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#300870 - 01/23/08 04:07 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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 Originally Posted By: BlasphemousOne
While it may be a part of CoS history, it is humorous that there will probably be people out there that will now black list anyone who can make a shadow puppet.

If you are insinuating I am mocking what may, or may not, be a part of CoS history, you would be wrong. ;\)



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#300872 - 01/23/08 04:12 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Magister_Harris]
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I dub it the "Turin Triangle".

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#300878 - 01/23/08 04:42 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: BlasphemousOne]
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You have now. ;\)
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#300879 - 01/23/08 04:42 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Drakein]
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Exactly - I don't want to have to paste on a fake mustache and muttonchops just to maintain my Satanic cred.


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#300883 - 01/23/08 04:52 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Darkahn]
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 Originally Posted By: Darkahn
Why steal it when you can just buy it in bottled format?


Personally, I prefer to by my bottled water in cans. Thanks, Japan!


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#300949 - 01/23/08 08:13 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Old_Pig]
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Gotta love Japan! I was going to originally post that picture (spare the motivational poster border), before I discovered the other. How ironic.
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#300957 - 01/23/08 08:37 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: Magister_Harris]
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I almost spit coffee out on my monitor when I read the words "triangle of good."

Wasn't Ganon always trying to steal that thing?


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#301064 - 01/24/08 09:12 AM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: reprobate]
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Loc: Devil's HQ. seriously.
"Experts in the occult said the church, which was built in 1814 to celebrate King Victor Emanuel I's return to Italy, is one of the most important sites in the COSMIC BATTLE between WHITE and BLACK magic."

...Whoa......
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#301139 - 01/24/08 02:05 PM Re: "Satanists" blamed for Holy Water Theft [Re: reprobate]
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Wow! I haven't played that game since I was 10 or 11. Nice reference.
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