I have a great story.....I have made mention of it here long ago, but here goes....
We were having a party here in Indianapolis, (one that got a wee bit out of control and involved a famous rock star) however...
We were all watching some porno video or whatnot on the Television
while others were getting pierced in the Kitchen. (I got My cheek piercing that day which made it in a magazine). Hurt like Hell but I was proud of it. (Right there in the dimple of My left cheek.)
In any event, there was this one nobody named Mike at the party. A fat weirdo. (I don't dislike heavy people just the WEIRD ones!)
It might interest one to know that I have Lane Bryant catalogs!
I don't know how he got invited (maybe he didn't) but he was there and he was a pain in the arse. Talk talk talk.....none stop! Talking about pizza, about stupid things like that.
I was on the couch watching well....anyway I was sitting with My husband, and a gal named Lee (who was shaved bald) she used to smoke crack with another popular rock star (still is). I didn't talk to Lee. Lee looked like Uncle Fester.
So......this guy Mike wants to know if We are 'Satanist'. Of course most were NOT, but Alex...... Alex liked to play games with people.
He said but of course. Michael wanted to join the 'coven' (Eve smiles).
So, a Ritual was conducted in the basement of Alex's house.
A pentagram was drawn on the concrete floor and everyone held hands. Candles blazed.
Mike was in the center of the Pentagram.
We had him repeat these words:
"Mecca lecca high, Mecca hiney ho!" (Which he did). Then We had him repeat the ancient words: "Mecca lecca high Mecca Choney ho!"
(Which He did).
If anyone here is a fan of Pee Wee's Playhouse (which I am) you can understand how hilarious this had to have been.
By the way I own the whole Pee Wee's Playhouse VHS box set and all of the toys that were put out on the market. I even have a talking Pee Wee doll.
So.....after this happened.....things got a bit strange. The guy Mike went upstairs, said he was possessed by the Devil and cut himself. The Rock Star punched this girl in the nose.
I left. Too much drama for Me, however, I'll never forget that dork repeating those Pee Wee Playhouse words from Jombie.
He's probably in a gutter somewhere at this point or in a mental ward.