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#311534 - 03/03/08 12:03 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: L0ki]
verszou Offline



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 Originally Posted By: The Black Waltz
 Originally Posted By: Zaftig
How does that asshole explain coconuts?


It's the Devil's magic!


I thought they were carried here by swallows
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#311535 - 03/03/08 12:04 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: verszou]
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African swallows?

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#311540 - 03/03/08 12:12 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: TheDegenerate]
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I blush to admit that once upon a time, I was a Baptist and these guys are their role models.

Believe it or not, one of their most highly respected arguments is the Coke argument.

You see, if you study a can of Coke, you know that somebody had to create that can. It didn't make itself. SO, when you see a human being, it had to have a maker because the human can't make itself just like a can of Coke.
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#311544 - 03/03/08 12:20 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Zaftig]
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Artichokes.

And how can people just sit and listen to Manson? I can't even sit still to Bach. I gotta groove, baby.
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#311549 - 03/03/08 12:32 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: TheDegenerate]
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What's yer favorite color? ;\)
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#311550 - 03/03/08 12:37 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Nicolette]
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 Originally Posted By: NubsMcGee

Believe it or not, one of their most highly respected arguments is the Coke argument.


My favorite of all time is the oxygen argument.

"Well you can't see air but you know it's there right?"
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#311561 - 03/03/08 01:29 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Callier]
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Registered: 02/11/08
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 Originally Posted By: Callier

"Well you can't see air but you know it's there right?"


I actually use to have a come back for that. I figured out there's a way that scientists have been able to "see" oxygen. I just can't remember what my argument consisted off exactlly. It worked pretty well though cause it was in 8th grade. When the guy started to deny it I asked him if he thought the periodic table was just made up and out of no where. Turns out he didn't even know what the periodic table was or how it worked!!! Sometimes I miss High School... this is not one of those times.

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#311562 - 03/03/08 01:30 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Callier]
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And you haven't seen a million dollars but you know it exists...
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#311576 - 03/03/08 02:35 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Nicolette]
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That one too.

Whomever it is who is teaching these kids these idiotic comebacks ought to be ashamed, and probably ought to go bobbing for apples in an Insinkerator for the good of mankind.
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#311579 - 03/03/08 02:52 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: TrojZyr]
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I wouldn't be surprised if they then started wearing garbage disposal pendants to memorialize the first martyr who tried it
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#311597 - 03/03/08 04:00 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Nicolette]
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 Originally Posted By: NubsMcGee
Believe it or not, one of their most highly respected arguments is the Coke argument.

Yeah, yet another tiresome rewording of the old "watchmaker" argument. I don't know why he particularly likes to use the Coke can analogy so often.

One of the funny things about these technology analogies is that if you carry them out further, they become better analogies for evolution. The Coke can of today is hardly the same way it's always been. 30 years ago, the pull tabs were the kind that you pulled straight off and threw away. Before that, they had no tab and you had to open them like a sealed can of juice. At some point they also introduced the dent around the top to make it fit better around the mouth. And of course the can was something that replaced the bottle, so the contents are much older than the first Coke can. Nevermind the change of the logos or the contents from time to time (some varieties or flavors survived, some didn't). The Coke can is a better example of gradual change, not a one-step intelligent design.
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#311616 - 03/03/08 05:03 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Darkahn]
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Behind the scenes (hypothetical):

Today we are going to a rock concert and ask loaded questions to people that are obviously stupid and/or high on drugs. We will avoid places like libraries, museums, theater, and other cultural venues. We all known that Satan only shows up in mosh pits. They will have no choice but to deny that Satan influences them, but we know better because of the the greatest thing the Devil ever did, circular argument thing.

Next we will interview actual CoS hierarchy and use state of the art video splicing to make them look scary. We will make sure we get lots of skull images because death is naughty and we fear it. Ironic I know because we all want nothing more than to die and go to Heaven. Until then, people, we need to make everyone and ourselves miserable, while pretending to be happy. So sayeth this book in such and such chapter.

After a 20 minute lunch of freedom fries and Holy Water blessed by... whose turn is it this week? Oh yeah... Cameron; we will attack born again Christians and make them look stupid because they don't believe in Satan either. That will prove we are superior while still being humble and righteous (win-win).

Finally we will whore out our website and materials while making sure we says how free it is. We can't have people thinking that we are in this for a profit. We may be relatively poor compared to Ozzy, but there is always the tax exemptions and donations keeping us in the black. Get it? Black - I made a joke... because it's a dark shade and we are light... oh , never mind. You people have no since of humor.

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#311693 - 03/03/08 09:20 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: RaSc]
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RaSc, You get ......


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#312088 - 03/04/08 09:23 PM Re: "Way of the Master": Interview with Rev. Malebranche [Re: Risen08]
RaSc Offline
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Registered: 07/17/07
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Loc: PA
Two tikis? I'm speechless.

I'm honored to accept these imaginary awards and place them on my shelf. There are just so many people to thank and here I am without a list. If I had to shoot from the hip I would thank Cameron's parents for dropping little Kirk on his head when he was just a wee babe. I would also like to thank Jevus for unknowingly masterminding the whole operation and... who else? I know I'm forgetting something very important...

Oh yeah - that greatest thing he ever did argument must be working overtime.
My final thanks goes out to the archetype that is Satan for keeping their ratings up. Without ratings there would be no show and no awards.

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