I apologize if this has been posted here before; I attempted to search and locate it.

This is a "documentary" by two idiotic evangelists, who consider the banana the "atheist's worst nightmare". You can pretty much tell they have no idea what they're talking about from the first sentence, along with their constant invoking of Aleister Crowley.

The only worthwhile part of it is for Rev. Malebranche's interview segments, along with Magister Diabolus Rex's portions from archive footage.

Be forewarned: drunken metalheads and pseudo-satanists abound!

I remember seeing this. In all fairness, I'm glad that they didn't go for the "Satanists are really devil worshippers who sacrifice babies" and all of that usual propaganda. I didn't see the usual loaded questions or stupid hypothetical "moral dilemma" examples thrown on Rev. Malebranche either. While I guess sensationalism will always sell better, true Satanism itself IS anti-thetical enough to Xtianity, as these guys realize.

I think the lesson we can all learn from Kirk Cameron is, "If your career is in the toilet, there's always the Jesus freak route!"

Well, and I was impressed/disgusted/amused by how Comfort and Cameron got lemons, and still managed to make some lemonade (such as it was). That is, Rev. Malebranche killed a lot of their plans and their fun by not being a total raving loony, so they spliced in some footage of Mansonites and 9/11 .

Tittes and beer
I have always liked Frank Zappa. I wish that he was still alive...

I second that. One of my favorite Zappa tunes.

Anybody else want to see a Tom Cruise vs. Kirk Cameron cage match?

This was obviously aimed at people with limited intellect who feed on fear, the fear that the devil is real and will corrupt your children/kill your loved ones/rape your pets, so much of it was lost on me.

Most of these individuals they hope will not listen to what Rev. Malebranche said at all and will instead focus on the scary pentagrams and "shocking" Marylin Manson performances.

Its a shame they did not allow more time for the Reverend to speak, but they have people to scare money out of and I suspect he talked too much sense than what they are used to.

Okay, I was really not bothered by the bullshit of a washed-up TV idol until the shot of the plane hitting the World Trade Center.
The terroristic act of another 'god' based religion had nothing to do with us.

Destruction ritual anyone?

Oops, repeated other peoples points. I just got really pissed and started typing. Next time I'll read more.

Reverend Malebranche demonstrated here exactly why he is such an excellent spokesman for the Church.

No nonsense, easy to understand, no pretense.

Hail Reverend Malebranche!

Quite the contrast with their invokings of Aleister Crowley and Marilyn Manson.


Their lapping in of Frank Zappa was just too much for me, though.

And yes, Rev. Malebranche did an excellent job; the interview looks very editted, however; I'm curious as to what (if anything) they left out.

Cool interview, too bad it wasn't stand alone. Listening to those two retards jabber on and on (throwing in arbitrary 9/11 melodrama) has made my brain slightly mushy.

I remember that MTV awards show when Manson went on the podium and gave that speech. He performed "The Beautiful People" right after that and there was only one goth girl in the audience standing up rocking out to it.

I wasn't a huge fan of 'Marilyn Manson' back then but I gave Manson and the girl in the audience credit for just being themselves and not caring what the "MTV" people thought of them.

Of course. Many "born-agains" don't believe in the Devil, as they themselves said; so, what is it they do?

Equate it with terrorism, which seems to be the new fad of recent years.

I vaguely remember seeing the particular show of the "my fellow Americans" segment; if I remember right, Chris Rock or someone was hosting/was presenting him.

He didn't seem to receive a very enthusiastic reception -- Manson -- but he still put on a far better show than I've seen him recently do.

Hah, you think that's bad?




Of course, the modern banana is a product of a particular form of genetic engineering. But shh, it's the atheist's nightmare!

So they are comparing Satanists to Terrorists now?

...

Okay so uh... anyone gone to a Christian church with TSBs strapped to your chest?

Lets see a show of hands.

*awaits patiently*

No, but I have gone with bananas strapped to my chest.

Rev. Malbranche's and Magister Rex's clips were good, but the rest was completely below par and typical.

But thanks for sharing, it's always nice to see an interview with CoS hierarchy.

Satanist's are terrorists to them, in their eyes...and I think that's the way it should be.

Satan forbid if they ever actually understand it!

Only one person was rocking out to Beautiful People? What was everyone else doing?

Oh, and the confusing and amusing thing is that the final lecture Comfort and Cameron give in part 3 is only marginally related to everything they addressed before. It's like they were determined to give a speech on the Prodigal Son, the Laodicean Church, and unclean appetites, and would've given it even if the topic had been "How the Lord Speaks to Our Purpose through Dryer Lint" or "Our Breasts: Like the Twin Fawns Grazing by the Lillies."

I went to church yesterday (for the food, of course ) and I happened to be reading the book of Lucifer most of the sermon.

Thus I raise my hand and proclaim myself to be a terrorist, Satanic variety!

Here's part 2:Peanut butter!
Apparently they are conducting research now.

Or something like that...

How does that asshole explain coconuts?

Or, for that matter, pineapples!


(They're both works of the DAY-VUL!


...Or "God testing one's faith". Take your pick! )

It's the Devil's magic!

Just sitting.

"The entire food industry depends on it..."

Except for makers of; cheese, yogurt, alcohol, soy sauce, miso, black bean paste, kombucha, and a horde of other products. Hell, even a good old dry-aged steak has had some mold growing on it at one time.

Evolution is false and all food comes in hermetically sealed jars!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!

The fact that these people cannot comprehend the cultivation of what was once a nearly inedible plant, over thousands of years, into what we eat today, just goes to show that they can't possibly comprehend what they're talking about when they speak of the entire process of evolution itself.

Or they're knowingly lying; somehow, I have the feeling most of the herd would be swayed by their argument. I mean, how much of the herd has ever actually seen a picture of what a wild banana looks like?

But I'm going way off topic!

I'm going to have purchase the CoS Interview Archive sometime so I can see these types of interviews without all the drivel.

My guess is that they live in denial of their own rational thoughts...

Did you see the video when someone cuts the banana video apart and explains how bananas evolved through domestication? He then shows a wild banana and it is absolutely nothing like what you get in the store. It also has none of the features this crazy guy lists as proving God. No color showing when its ripe (that I can tell - its just a gross looking brown), not bent towards our mouths, no easy tab, and doesn't look very fun to peel and hold either.

Yes, I've seen it; however, I knew of such prior, due to having assisted in the planting of a banana tree for a neighbor, and looking up the fruit, learning everything I could about it.

Alas, the tree didn't turn out. That's Florida for you.

I thought they were carried here by swallows

African swallows?

I blush to admit that once upon a time, I was a Baptist and these guys are their role models.

Believe it or not, one of their most highly respected arguments is the Coke argument.

You see, if you study a can of Coke, you know that somebody had to create that can. It didn't make itself. SO, when you see a human being, it had to have a maker because the human can't make itself just like a can of Coke.

Artichokes.

And how can people just sit and listen to Manson? I can't even sit still to Bach. I gotta groove, baby.

What's yer favorite color?

My favorite of all time is the oxygen argument.

"Well you can't see air but you know it's there right?"

I actually use to have a come back for that. I figured out there's a way that scientists have been able to "see" oxygen. I just can't remember what my argument consisted off exactlly. It worked pretty well though cause it was in 8th grade. When the guy started to deny it I asked him if he thought the periodic table was just made up and out of no where. Turns out he didn't even know what the periodic table was or how it worked!!! Sometimes I miss High School... this is not one of those times.

And you haven't seen a million dollars but you know it exists...

That one too.

Whomever it is who is teaching these kids these idiotic comebacks ought to be ashamed, and probably ought to go bobbing for apples in an Insinkerator for the good of mankind.

I wouldn't be surprised if they then started wearing garbage disposal pendants to memorialize the first martyr who tried it

Yeah, yet another tiresome rewording of the old "watchmaker" argument. I don't know why he particularly likes to use the Coke can analogy so often.

One of the funny things about these technology analogies is that if you carry them out further, they become better analogies for evolution. The Coke can of today is hardly the same way it's always been. 30 years ago, the pull tabs were the kind that you pulled straight off and threw away. Before that, they had no tab and you had to open them like a sealed can of juice. At some point they also introduced the dent around the top to make it fit better around the mouth. And of course the can was something that replaced the bottle, so the contents are much older than the first Coke can. Nevermind the change of the logos or the contents from time to time (some varieties or flavors survived, some didn't). The Coke can is a better example of gradual change, not a one-step intelligent design.

Behind the scenes (hypothetical):

Today we are going to a rock concert and ask loaded questions to people that are obviously stupid and/or high on drugs. We will avoid places like libraries, museums, theater, and other cultural venues. We all known that Satan only shows up in mosh pits. They will have no choice but to deny that Satan influences them, but we know better because of the the greatest thing the Devil ever did, circular argument thing.

Next we will interview actual CoS hierarchy and use state of the art video splicing to make them look scary. We will make sure we get lots of skull images because death is naughty and we fear it. Ironic I know because we all want nothing more than to die and go to Heaven. Until then, people, we need to make everyone and ourselves miserable, while pretending to be happy. So sayeth this book in such and such chapter.

After a 20 minute lunch of freedom fries and Holy Water blessed by... whose turn is it this week? Oh yeah... Cameron; we will attack born again Christians and make them look stupid because they don't believe in Satan either. That will prove we are superior while still being humble and righteous (win-win).

Finally we will whore out our website and materials while making sure we says how free it is. We can't have people thinking that we are in this for a profit. We may be relatively poor compared to Ozzy, but there is always the tax exemptions and donations keeping us in the black. Get it? Black - I made a joke... because it's a dark shade and we are light... oh , never mind. You people have no since of humor.

RaSc, You get ......

Two tikis? I'm speechless.

I'm honored to accept these imaginary awards and place them on my shelf. There are just so many people to thank and here I am without a list. If I had to shoot from the hip I would thank Cameron's parents for dropping little Kirk on his head when he was just a wee babe. I would also like to thank Jevus for unknowingly masterminding the whole operation and... who else? I know I'm forgetting something very important...

Oh yeah - that greatest thing he ever did argument must be working overtime.
My final thanks goes out to the archetype that is Satan for keeping their ratings up. Without ratings there would be no show and no awards.