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#315273 - 03/17/08 04:52 AM The curve is more powerful than the sword
ror Offline
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Registered: 09/14/02
Posts: 1613
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I didnít discover curves; I only uncovered them.

You may admire a girlís curves on the first introduction... but the second meeting shows up new angles.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one Iíve never tried before.

You ought to get out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Itís not the men in my life that count, itís the life in my men.

Heís the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

Your never too old to become younger.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Donít ever make the same mistake twice, unless it pays.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.


Iím no model lady. A modelís just an imitation of the real thing.

I generally avoid temptation unless I canít resist it.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Iíve been in more laps than a napkin.

It isnít what I do, but how I do it.
It isnít what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls get to go everywhere.

When Iím good Iím very, very good, but when Iím bad, Iím better.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

Sex is a misdemeanor. The more you miss the meaner you get.

Sex is emotion in motion.


Love isnít an emotion or an instinct - itís an art.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

Donít keep a man guessing too long - heís sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

He who hesitates is last.



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Gifted to you by the illustrious...




Mae West!

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#315323 - 03/17/08 12:25 PM Re: The curve is more powerful than the sword [Re: ror]
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Registered: 03/10/05
Posts: 6999
Loc: Pre-Apocalypolis
Not only are those good words, but also she who said them looked good while saying them.
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