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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323042
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I can understand why God hates goths. When there's a thousand of them all dressed in black at Disneyland, they absorb all the sunlight.






Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Bill_M] #323047
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Originally Posted By: Bill_M

I'll show you not only the Hawaiian shirt, but the leather pants too.


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Callier] #323068
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Whoever the black dude is in the Matrix/Pirates of the Carribean getup, looks like the only one sane in either group.


..Speaking of which, where did you get these pictures, Callier? wink


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: $lesk] #323077
04/23/08 06:47 AM
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:S I don't know... I like girl parts. Plus I can't go there, guys end up buying me drinks cause I'm kinda scrawny. So all the big guys try to woo me or something. I quit drinking so it won't end well if people keep offering me drinks. I'm staying away from people, places, and things that would make me have a craving. Because if I start to get a craving I could get the urge to drink. So meh, no thanks, I'll stay out of any kind of bar. smile

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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323088
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HOW DARE THEY lump us in with faggy goth kids?! cool


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr Avarice] #323090
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Dear Bill_M, I couldn't get past how hot you look in that hawiian shirt and leather pants! It's time for me to have a hot flash!


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323091
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Does Disney World have a weight limit on the Goths they allow to enter? By the looks of these groups, I would have to say no.


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323096
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Everyone knows goths come in two-sizes. Whale-size, or Ethiopian-thin.


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Darkahn] #323102
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No, for real. Goths have weight issues. The male Goth is about 6'7', and weighs about,oh......70 pounds on a good day.

Now, the female Goth is about 5'2', and weighs about 350 pounds on a good day. How does that happen?

Is there a Goth Recruitment center that one must go to and be weighed first?


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323103
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Everyone must check out Black Waltz's link to latex. Now, there is one hot woman. I couldn't sleep last night because visions of large, black latex women danced in my head.

I'm going shopping today to our favorite adult store today, I hope they have my size, Jumbo. Oh, in black of course.


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323112
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I don't really care about Goths or other fashion victims enough to get my knickers in a twist about a "anti goth" website that may or may not be ironic.
As for the "godhatesfags" cretins, picketing the funerals of military personnel killed overseas is unforgivable. I think the veterans in attendance should be allowed to scatter them with random bursts of live rounds.


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"I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "When I was younger, I always did it for half an hour a day. Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast." - Lewis Carroll, Through the looking glass.
Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba] #323113
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Quote:

No, for real. Goths have weight issues. The male Goth is about 6'7', and weighs about,oh......70 pounds on a good day.

Now, the female Goth is about 5'2', and weighs about 350 pounds on a good day. How does that happen?

Is there a Goth Recruitment center that one must go to and be weighed first?


There are in fact no female goths to begin with but there is a ritual of gothification in which a female must swallow a male goth in order to absorb his gothiness.
Male goths are born, not made...

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I'm going shopping today to our favorite adult store today, I hope they have my size, Jumbo. Oh, in black of course.

What have I started? Cod have mercy on us all...

Re: God Hates Goths [Re: ElJago] #323114
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ElJago,

You say, "I think the veterans in attendance should be allowed to scatter them with random bursts of live rounds." You are talking about the scum who picket military funerals. I am in agreement to a point. But, I would much rather torture those assholes and hear their screams, then we can shoot them. Those kind of vermin should not be allowed to live and take up my air that I breathe!


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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr Avarice] #323116
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Originally Posted By: The Black Waltz
There are in fact no female goths to begin with but there is a ritual of gothification in which a female must swallow a male goth in order to absorb his gothiness.


I can see the bumper stickers now...

"Mean People Suck. Goth Girls Swallow."

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Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Shade] #323121
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Shade!! That's hilarious!!


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