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#323123 - 04/23/08 06:50 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba]
Queen Shiba Offline
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Oh, Black Waltz, when I purchase my new latex goth suit, or whatever the hell that shit is. I'll take a picture of myself so you can give me your approval or not.
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#323389 - 04/24/08 09:35 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr Avarice]
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Loc: Florida, USA
Originally Posted By: The Black Waltz

There are in fact no female goths to begin with but there is a ritual of gothification in which a female must swallow a male goth in order to absorb his gothiness.


Kinky.

Where did I put my eyeliner?!
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#323400 - 04/24/08 10:49 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr Avarice]
illcree Offline


Registered: 01/14/08
Posts: 93
Loc: Mississippi


Sounds like fun, I think i need to get out my Chain pants, and my spike collars again.



Edited by illcree (04/24/08 10:49 AM)
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#323401 - 04/24/08 10:51 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: illcree]
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Registered: 01/08/08
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Loc: Florida, USA
Waltz's eating hypothesis would explain the reason why so many goth girls are overweight.
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#323417 - 04/24/08 11:37 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Darkahn]
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#323753 - 04/25/08 01:47 PM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr Avarice]
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Loc: Mississippi
Somehow I kinda doubt that.
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#323757 - 04/25/08 01:59 PM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba]
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By the way, I hate Goths too, because they stole my style.

Well, sort of.

I started dressing all black long time before the word "Goth" existed out of History context. I got the idea from an article on H.R.Giger, back when he worked on the movie Alien. Back then dressing all black all the time was unusual (unless you worked on a funeral home) and I liked it.

Then the "goth" fad started and dressing all black became kind of mainstream, which I find very bothersome.

Of course I don't wear face paint, garments made of fishnet or huge silver crosses and I don't stand on a mall corner looking all depressed... So I never get mistaken with them.
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#323891 - 04/26/08 04:51 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Old_Pig]
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Originally Posted By: Tha_Pig
I started dressing all black long time before the word "Goth" existed out of History context.

When I was in high school, there just wasn't a term for it. I refered to that table in the cafeteria as "Those guys who wear black a lot and listen to Sisters of Mercy".

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Then the "goth" fad started and dressing all black became kind of mainstream, which I find very bothersome.

I've noticed that it's become the standard dress code for many restaurant waitstaff. I'm just waiting for the day that I'll be dining out and somebody will ask me for their check!

I'm tellin' ya guys: Hawaiian shirts....
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#323893 - 04/26/08 05:03 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Bill_M]
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I'm tellin' ya guys: Hawaiian shirts....


I'm not sure if you're poking fun or not, but I actually like a lot of Hawaiian shirts and short-sleeved, buttoned shirts in general.
They are casual but with the collar and buttons, still look classy.
I have found some interesting shirts at various thrift stores over the years.
Solid colors are nice too.

But, I digress...





Edited by Mr. Obsidian (04/26/08 06:20 PM)
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#323894 - 04/26/08 05:14 AM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Mr. Obsidian]
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Registered: 01/29/08
Posts: 51
Loc: lexington, ky
I was mad and laughing all at the same time while reading this site. Sad that some people actually buy that crap
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#326990 - 05/10/08 02:51 PM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Dean Tempest]
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Registered: 02/17/08
Posts: 291
Well, these Xians actually take the bible very seriously.
They are the true Xians.

It also seems like Muslim terrorists are the true believers of Islam.

Of all the major religions, according to their text, only Buddhists and Hindus are allowed to respect other people.
And Pagans too. They don't have anything in their religion(s) that is against others. They don't believe their Deities have to be the only ones.

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#327017 - 05/10/08 05:22 PM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Callier]
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Originally Posted By: Callier
I can understand why God hates goths. When there's a thousand of them all dressed in black at Disneyland, they absorb all the sunlight.







LOL!

I have that umbrella! It's an Emily Strange Umbrella and quite nifty. I have however, never taken it to Orlando before.

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#327022 - 05/10/08 05:54 PM Re: God Hates Goths [Re: Queen Shiba]
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Hmm, ugliest web design I've seen in a while (though of course I don't go looking for crappy sites.)

Maybe God will approve of me submitting this link to Web Sites That Suck, so that the message may be spread? Naw, I think it best to just let this one fester and die a slow death in obscurity.

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