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#324779 - 04/30/08 06:05 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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To answer the questions:

No, Satanism isn't my biggest secret (as I type this in the middle of a classroom)

All right, here's a secret for you. I enjoy listening to right-wing republican radio, even though I hate thier values and am a Libertarian. On a similar note. I've noticed no matter how far to either side the radio programs happen to be I can agree with about 80-90% of what either side says because they rarely contradict anymore really

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#324806 - 04/30/08 09:17 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Adveser]
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I can't see how masturbation can still be considered a taboo, unless of course you are masturbating to child pornography or footage of wartime atrocities in which case discretion is probably wise.

Satanism is something I don't go shouting from the roof tops about and I am careful to pick and choose which people I share my beliefs with. There is still a very strong stereotype about satanism and what it actually is in the UK that could cause problems (a friend of mine was investigated by the police and social services after mentioning his belief's and the "s" word to someone at a school parents night).

As for other secrets, yes I have a few, mainly about other people who chose to burden me with them. Apparently I am easy to talk too, on numerous occassions people I hardly know have revealed potentially highly embarrasing details about their private lives without any prompting from me.

I keep these secrets for now, if the people involved piss me off in anyway I dare say some of these "secrets" might well come in handy.
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#324819 - 04/30/08 09:53 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Hagen von Tronje]
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I own a flesh light. smile It's great for when the girl is gone out of town or something. That's my boring masturbation secret. I don't know many guys who own/admit to owning these kind of toys. Which is pretty funny in my opinion.

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#324833 - 04/30/08 11:20 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Bill_M]
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Originally Posted By: Bill_M
Really though, what are you hoping to get out of this thread? I don't see the point in raking up responses along the lines of "I have secrets, but I'm not telling you!"


My purpose in doing anything is always the same: fun. Laughs are good too. I'm pretty deep, as you can see. As for this thread, I was hoping to have a spirited and fun conversation about secrets, Satanism, masturbation and whatever else comes along ie., eating flowers. It seems to be working, but that is just my opinion.

Happy Walpurgisnacht, Warlock.
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#324836 - 04/30/08 11:30 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: The_Lightning]
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Originally Posted By: The_Lightning

And yeah--- I wouldn't just randomly tell someone I masturbate. Especially not random men, since it would most likely sounds like an invitation to help me.
However, I talk about sex freely with people I trust not to see that as a mating signal.



You are a younger woman than I am and yes, it would not likely be appropriate to tell strange men that you masturbate; it would bring too much unwanted attention. As a younger woman you get all the sexual attention you could need/want already. However, as a bonus to getting older (I am 36--Hello sexual peak!) you can happily invite more sexual attention into your life and either get it, brush it aside, laugh about it, whatever. Life does get better in this way, for women. Something has to compensate for the fact that we aren't as beautiful as we were twenty years ago--I accept an increase in self-confidence as a reasonable trade.

And I do think older women masturbate more than younger women. Again, my opinion.
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#324870 - 04/30/08 03:48 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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Originally Posted By: RottenBonnie
Yesterday I was talking to a girl friend of mine when the conversation turned to masturbation. Considering this to be a rather mundane topic, I offered her my advice on the best vibrator. She then informs me that we have now shared our "deepest, darkest secrets."!!!

I said, "Ummmmm....masturbation is NOT my deepest, darkest secret. I would happily inform strangers on the street that I masturbate. Wouldn't even bat an eye." This got a good chuckle of disbelief from her. But it is true, I would, because I don't think most people care. Or would be very surprised.

Satanism is, and always will be, my "deepest, darkest secret." I believe that this particular secret holds power and is best not shared with 99.9% of the population. Of course, even if I did say, "I'm a Satanist," most people would have that good chuckle of disbelief anyway. It's okay. I prefer it that way.

Is Satanism your Deepest, Darkest Secret?

Shhhhhh! (whispering) I'm a Satanist. I masturbate. Now you know.


I don't want to sound rude so please don't take this in that tone:

Satanism is your deepest, darkest secret? Masturbation is your friend's deepest darkest secret?

The things you've listed as deepest and darkest secrets are pretty damn benign as far as secrets go.

Secrets tend to have a lot of power until they're revealed. There's usually a reason someone would tip their hand and you might want to find out why your friend told you her "secret".
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#324900 - 04/30/08 06:55 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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Originally Posted By: RottenBonnie


Is Satanism your Deepest, Darkest Secret?




No.

And since I log on at work, I doubt it is a secret. Online activity at work is often monitored, so if a tech ever decides to see what I am up to, my non-secret will be even more so.

But then again, with so many employees, I would have to do something to arouse suspicion before anyone would probably take time to see what I am up to...and suspicion is one of the few things I do not arouse at work.

So, my darkest secret seems to be that I am not suspicious...or maybe even boring. I feel so...ashamed.


Edited by Roho_the_Rooster (04/30/08 06:57 PM)
Edit Reason: paranoia
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#324909 - 04/30/08 07:32 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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Originally Posted By: RottenBonnie


Happy Walpurgisnacht, Warlock.


Actually it's, Reverend. coopdevil
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#325002 - 05/01/08 02:27 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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Originally Posted By: RottenBonnie
I was hoping to have a spirited and fun conversation about secrets, Satanism, masturbation and whatever else comes along ie., eating flowers.

[shrug] OK, fair enough.

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Thanks, and you too. (Though D. Macabre is correct about me getting a recent upgrade. coopdevil )
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#325039 - 05/01/08 09:57 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Bill_M]
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Thanks, and you too. (Though D. Macabre is correct about me getting a recent upgrade. coopdevil )


Congratulations, then, on your "recent upgrade!" That kind of makes it sound like you got plastic surgery. grin
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#325044 - 05/01/08 10:37 AM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Bill_M]
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Congratulations Reverend Bill_M! I think your promotion was well deserved or more.

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#325106 - 05/01/08 03:59 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: Hagen von Tronje]
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Originally Posted By: LeviathanXIII
If masturbating is the most secret, taboo thing you do then you're an incredibly boring person. Masturbating is no more freaky than taking a piss when you get home from work.


LOL!! *sigh* there is a god...
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#325108 - 05/01/08 04:05 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: RottenBonnie]
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I don't see the big deal in telling a stranger who happens to be male that you masturbate. I don't think they would care. And 36 is not old anymore.


Edited by ConquerOrPerish (05/01/08 04:09 PM)
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#325111 - 05/01/08 04:19 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: MagdaGraham]
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Originally Posted By: MagdaGraham
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I eat flowers


Many flowers are used in herbalism. Some taste pleasant.

Beware lilies. Even their pollen is poisonous to animals, so I presume they are not good for humans.


Aside from her music, Hildegard von Bingen wrote about this and is an excellent source for what flowers to eat or not.
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#325114 - 05/01/08 04:40 PM Re: Deepest Darkest Secret. [Re: ConquerOrPerish]
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Originally Posted By: ConquerOrPerish
I don't see the big deal in telling a stranger who happens to be male that you masturbate. I don't think they would care.


I don't know about where you live but around here, if a woman told some stranger, who happens to be male, that she masturbates, chances are that woman is really a man.

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