Unlike The Church of Scientology, we do not extort large sums of money from our members, nor do we give 'IQ tests', or offer expensive 'therapy' for confused actors and actresses.
We don't recruit. No 'walk-in center' needed.
People find us, we don't harass them. In most cases, we don't even want them.
Funny thing, when I was 12 or 13 I started reading Dianetics and filled out a business reply form to request more information about the church.
My mother STILL gets junk mail from them. I'm nearly 30 and I've never responded. Recently, she even received a hand written postcard asking how I was doing. She mailed it to me and we had a good laugh.
The Church of Satan
is the opposite
of this kind of nonsense.