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#357121 - 10/26/08 06:28 AM What if Heaven really exists?
Carbon-Dioxide Registered: 09/12/08 Posts: 22	In my opinion, I find it a fantasy thing to give hopes for those suffering in this world. But I often wonder and come with this question in my mind and without even realising I ask myself "But what if Heaven is real?". I really wish know your opinions and thoughts about it. It might sound a simple question but I feel it may have several point of views. Thanks in advance for your time. _________________________ The strong rule the weak, but the cunning rule over all.
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#357128 - 10/26/08 06:55 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Luigi Hammarlund CoS Member Registered: 05/05/04 Posts: 342 Loc: Europe & South America	And what if pink unicorns are real? Or the flying spaghetti monster? Or Tarvu?
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#357129 - 10/26/08 07:17 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
L0ki Registered: 12/04/07 Posts: 991 Loc: Scandinavia	If heaven is real we ain't getting in. Who would want to spend an eternity with Mormons anyway? _________________________ In this crazy world I'm certain of only 3 things: 1. The short memory of the human race. 2. History repeats itself. 3. The short memory of the human race.
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#357131 - 10/26/08 07:58 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	What if Heaven is real... A better question would be this: WHO CARES? I don't care if there is some big Ju Ju in the sky. I simply don't give a good god damned. Go with God. Quote: what if pink unicorns are real? OK, that cracked Me up. Thank you. I really needed to laugh today. _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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#357134 - 10/26/08 08:09 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Evil_Eve]
Fiat_Creperum CoS Member Registered: 10/16/08 Posts: 63	Right on. We can't indulge there so why bother Plus, I can't sing and play the harp anyway... FC Originally Posted By: Evil_Eve What if Heaven is real... A better question would be this: WHO CARES? I don't care if there is some big Ju Ju in the sky. I simply don't give a good god damned. Go with God. _________________________ Church of Satan Undercroft
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#357135 - 10/26/08 08:12 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Evil_Eve]
LanceAlton Registered: 08/10/07 Posts: 116 Loc: Delphi	I haven't asked this question in years. I have had no reason to. Now that it has actually come up - I would live My life exactly as I am right now, with only one difference, I would pray to Tarvu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I would not end up in heaven, EVER. _________________________ "Whoever does not know how to hit the nail on the head should be asked not to hit it at all." -Friedrich Nietzsche
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#357137 - 10/26/08 08:21 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Shade CoS Witch Registered: 07/08/06 Posts: 5983 Loc: In transit	You mean it's not Iowa? Of course heaven is real. If Reese's peanut butter cups are not pure bliss I don't know what is. _________________________ "What happens in the shadow, in the grey regions, also interests us – all that is elusive and fugitive, all that can be said in those beautiful half tones, or in whispers, in deep shade." ~ The Brothers Quay “Up where the smoke is all billered and curled 'Tween pavement and stars is the chimney sweep world When there's 'ardly no day nor 'ardly no night There's things 'alf in shadow and 'alfway in light" ~ The New Christy Minstrels
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#357139 - 10/26/08 08:30 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Shade]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	Originally Posted By: Shade You mean it's not Iowa? Of course heaven is real. If Reese's peanut butter cups are not pure bliss I don't know what is. Tee hee! Yes, Reese's peanut butter cups ARE indeed pure bliss. I have three packages of them in My freezer. Oh, Pink Unicorn alert: They found one in Iowa. I just saw it on CNN. _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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#357140 - 10/26/08 08:31 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Thaumaturge CoS Member Registered: 03/26/07 Posts: 1799 Loc: Delaware	It's all about good company. I'll see you all in Hell. my ex mother-in-law will no doubt go to this happy disaster of a place. So, its puffy clouds, bright light and her OR dinner with the greatest talents and minds the Earth ever saw. yep... Hell it is.
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#357141 - 10/26/08 08:33 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Shade]
LightAngel Registered: 09/10/05 Posts: 1666 Loc: Denmark	I know what beats peanut butter, but a Lady won't tell in public
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#357150 - 10/26/08 08:51 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Roho_the_Rooster CoS Warlock Registered: 03/10/05 Posts: 6968 Loc: Eremitica	Sorry...there is no Heaven. Only Hell: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2456 enter demonic laughter here _________________________ http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces http://theepicureandilettante.blogspot.com/ "Life is the only race you lose by reaching the end." - M.M.
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#357151 - 10/26/08 08:52 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: LightAngel]
Roho_the_Rooster CoS Warlock Registered: 03/10/05 Posts: 6968 Loc: Eremitica	Originally Posted By: LightAngel I know what beats peanut butter, but a Lady won't tell in public Thank you! I was beginning to feel like a perv. _________________________ http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces http://theepicureandilettante.blogspot.com/ "Life is the only race you lose by reaching the end." - M.M.
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#357153 - 10/26/08 08:59 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
Neuroticax Registered: 05/29/07 Posts: 82 Loc: Milwaukee, WI	I'll take my heaven in chocolate and orgasm form, thank you. _________________________ - Wisdom builds ego, it doesn't destroy it. - Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature. - Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) - The answer to 1984 is 1776. ·«(¯`·._)Neuroticax(¯`·._)»·
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#357155 - 10/26/08 09:01 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Neuroticax]
Evil_Eve CoS Member Registered: 09/23/06 Posts: 4234 Loc: 1313 Mockingbird Lane	I had BETTER see a god damned pink Unicorn down there or I'm going to be PISSED! _________________________ Satan LIVES! If you could....would YOU? "Our religion does not require martyrs." Magistra Nadramia. FEARED! Revered. YOU can be a voice for the voiceless.
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#357160 - 10/26/08 09:13 AM If Heaven Were Real [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
Roho_the_Rooster CoS Warlock Registered: 03/10/05 Posts: 6968 Loc: Eremitica	It would look like this (sorry...I just can't take it seriously)... Manditory death to all who cut their grass before 12:00. This rooster doesn't crow until the crack of noon. Endless brew on tap...and it's good for you. Kids blast Rachmaninoff form their car stereos instead of that crap...I mean rap. And last but not least...Jessica Alba booty calls. Ouch! punched by Mrs. Rooster _________________________ http://www.theanimalrescuesite.com/clickToGive/home.faces http://theepicureandilettante.blogspot.com/ "Life is the only race you lose by reaching the end." - M.M.
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