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#357121 - 10/26/08 06:28 AM What if Heaven really exists?
Carbon-Dioxide Offline


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In my opinion, I find it a fantasy thing to give hopes for those suffering in this world. But I often wonder and come with this question in my mind and without even realising I ask myself "But what if Heaven is real?". I really wish know your opinions and thoughts about it.

It might sound a simple question but I feel it may have several point of views. Thanks in advance for your time.
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#357128 - 10/26/08 06:55 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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And what if pink unicorns are real? Or the flying spaghetti monster? Or Tarvu?

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#357129 - 10/26/08 07:17 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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If heaven is real we ain't getting in.

Who would want to spend an eternity with Mormons anyway?

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#357131 - 10/26/08 07:58 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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What if Heaven is real...

A better question would be this:

WHO CARES? I don't care if there is some big Ju Ju in the sky. I simply don't give a good god damned. Go with God. sick

Quote:
what if pink unicorns are real?


OK, that cracked Me up. Thank you. I really needed to laugh today. jack
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#357134 - 10/26/08 08:09 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Evil_Eve]
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Right on. We can't indulge there so why bother smile

Plus, I can't sing and play the harp anyway...

FC


Originally Posted By: Evil_Eve
What if Heaven is real...

A better question would be this:

WHO CARES? I don't care if there is some big Ju Ju in the sky. I simply don't give a good god damned. Go with God. sick

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#357135 - 10/26/08 08:12 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Evil_Eve]
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I haven't asked this question in years. I have had no reason to.

Now that it has actually come up -

I would live My life exactly as I am right now, with only one difference, I would pray to Tarvu and the Flying Spaghetti Monster that I would not end up in heaven, EVER.

wink
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#357137 - 10/26/08 08:21 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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You mean it's not Iowa? grin

Of course heaven is real. If Reese's peanut butter cups are not pure bliss I don't know what is. jack
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#357139 - 10/26/08 08:30 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Shade]
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Originally Posted By: Shade
You mean it's not Iowa? grin

Of course heaven is real. If Reese's peanut butter cups are not pure bliss I don't know what is. jack


Tee hee!

Yes, Reese's peanut butter cups ARE indeed pure bliss. I have three packages of them in My freezer.

Oh, Pink Unicorn alert:

They found one in Iowa. I just saw it on CNN.
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#357140 - 10/26/08 08:31 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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It's all about good company. I'll see you all in Hell. my ex mother-in-law will no doubt go to this happy disaster of a place. So, its puffy clouds, bright light and her OR dinner with the greatest talents and minds the Earth ever saw. yep... Hell it is.

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#357141 - 10/26/08 08:33 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Shade]
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I know what beats peanut butter, but a Lady won't tell in public blush

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#357150 - 10/26/08 08:51 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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Sorry...there is no Heaven.
Only Hell: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2456

*enter demonic laughter here*
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#357151 - 10/26/08 08:52 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: LightAngel]
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Originally Posted By: LightAngel
I know what beats peanut butter, but a Lady won't tell in public blush


Thank you!
I was beginning to feel like a perv. grin
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#357153 - 10/26/08 08:59 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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I'll take my heaven in chocolate and orgasm form, thank you. wink
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#357155 - 10/26/08 09:01 AM Re: What if Heaven really exists? [Re: Neuroticax]
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I had BETTER see a god damned pink Unicorn down there or I'm going to be PISSED!
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#357160 - 10/26/08 09:13 AM If Heaven Were Real [Re: Carbon-Dioxide]
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It would look like this (sorry...I just can't take it seriously)...

Manditory death to all who cut their grass before 12:00. This rooster doesn't crow until the crack of noon.

Endless brew on tap...and it's good for you.

Kids blast Rachmaninoff form their car stereos instead of that crap...I mean rap.

And last but not least...Jessica Alba booty calls.
Ouch! *punched by Mrs. Rooster*
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