We were immune to cheap ass ghetto food. You can go to the 99 cent store and buy 45 bags of Top Ramen for a dollar.

But I'll be goddamn if somebody come up to me asking me for some money while I'm eating a good meal. I'm eating! Bitch!

Nope!

Hmmmmm.......not 'bad' but call Me a purist. I like HOT food (not usually dry food unless you count Triscuts or potato chips etc.)

I guess I'll leave the dry Ramen to you freaks on a leash. I did try it though...

Phosis:

I was very careful not to sniff the whiffle dust.

See...it doesn't matter what you study when you go to college. It's the stuff you learn between studying that counts.
Ramen Noodles are a meal.
A jar of peanut butter will give you three solids for a week.
A can of corn is a meal.
Ditto pork and beans.
Save up $7, and go to an all you can eat buffet.
Prices may very in states that are not South Carolina.

Excellent!

Your sinuses have been spared. Good luck to you on the rest of your dry-ramen eating journey!

Wait!
I forgot Pork Rinds!!
Nothing like cooked pig skin!
I swear!

I LOVE PORK RINDS! I know.....I'm sick...... (actually however, they are VERY VERY VERY LOW IN CARBS!) Not something I necessarily have to worry about but still.....it makes Me feel like ummmm sort of healthy when I eat dat fat!

I saw them made once in Brown County IN. They start out as little tiny tiny chips...I mean TINY and just inflate to the size of Elephant ears. Quite interesting.

And cereal is fine dining.
And caffeine can save your life.
And generic brand mac & cheese is always 4 for a dollar.
And accepting every invitation for a home-cooked meal even if you don't like the hosts is just smart budgeting.
And...

Generic Mac and Cheese is 4 for a dollar?

I'm moving NORTH!

See...that's college training for the real world...I mean...after graduation.
There is hardly a grocery store around here that doesn't have a beggar...I mean pan handler...I mean charity working person at the exit. It's easy to either ignore them, or say "No, thank you".

hahaha I'm totally doing this... by the time I have my bachelors degree I will be a very rich man.

Now I can't eat that shit.

The cheese ain't even real cheese. It's just orange powdered ass dust.

That's not the worst of it.

I ate my cereal with this shit:

It's interesting that so many people like Ramen noodles. Apparently I am not the only one. It's good stuff.

"It's easy to either ignore them, or say "No, thank you". "

I agree that that's the best way to deal with these do-gooders. There are a lot of them at my college, but I don't care. They can do their thing and I can do mine.

If they really cared about their causes so much, they could spend less time begging and more time working so that they could donate their own hard earned cash.