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#400512 - 11/02/09 10:43 AM Re: Did Curiosity Kill the Koala lover? [Re: Spelled Moon]
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Originally Posted By: Spelled Moon
If you wonder what they think grin




I once had a Persian who was unable to keep herself clean. We were forced to shave her from time to time. Every now and again, I would allow her to go outside half shaved. The reaction was great!
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#400592 - 11/03/09 06:52 AM Re: Did curiosity really kill the cat? [Re: MagdaGraham]
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Originally Posted By: MagdaGraham
The advantage of obtaining a pet from an animal rescue centre is that they will have had the animal checked by a Veterinary Surgeon.

They do not want people complaining "the pet you gave me has caused me grief by dying" or "the pet you gave me is costing me a fortune in Vet's fees".

Some people are willing to take on a problem, but they are only allowed to do so after consideration of all the facts.

If the reputable rescue centre says the animal is healthy, it is healthy.


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#400840 - 11/05/09 12:06 AM Re: Did Curiosity Kill the Koala lover? [Re: Iscariot]
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If you want to know what cats think about humans, I know the answer to this.
Your only reason for existence is to cater to every need of the Cat.

As the joke/aphorism goes: Dogs have owners, Cats have staff.
And another: The dog thinks- this human provides me with food, water, shelter, affection- he must be a God,
and the cat thinks- this human provides me with food, water, shelter, and affection- so I must be a God.

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#400843 - 11/05/09 12:28 AM Re: Did Curiosity Kill the Koala lover? [Re: fire_vixen]
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Quote:
...and the cat thinks- this human provides me with food, water, shelter, and affection- so I must be a God.


I asked a cat about this suggestion.

The cat looked at me, rolled his eyes and said,

"I do not think I am a God. I know this to simply be a fact."

grin

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#400848 - 11/05/09 12:52 AM Re: Did Curiosity Kill the Koala lover? [Re: Nemo]
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Exactly true! I can read it in my cat's eyes!

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#400851 - 11/05/09 01:03 AM Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: fire_vixen]
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Originally Posted By: fire_vixen
Exactly true! I can read it in my cat's eyes!


I looked into my cat's eyes once, a big mistake. I was instantly overcome by her superior ancient mind and transported into visions of blasphemous realms built with no regard for the laws of geometry nor the laws of man. It was a world of litter with the stench of a thousand open graves, of massive cyclopean yarn balls and shapeless shifting hairball masses. I was driven insane by the mere instant I locked eyes with the beast, I only write these unspeakable facts here to dissuade others from trying the same. I am thankful to have survived, thankful I saw but a glimpse... It is the most merciful thing in the world that man cannot fully comprehend the contents of his cat's mind.
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#400852 - 11/05/09 01:08 AM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Delta]
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Excellent devilchili that really brought a smile to my face.
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#400857 - 11/05/09 01:40 AM Re: Did Curiosity Kill the Koala lover? [Re: fire_vixen]
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The eye of the cat knows all and sees all.grin


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#400868 - 11/05/09 05:57 AM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Delta]
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Wonderful! I'm sure my Cat would approve.

Hasty correction - I mean the Cat who graciously allows me to be her protector.
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#400870 - 11/05/09 07:16 AM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Delta]
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You're cat lets you look her in the eye!?
I'm jealous.
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#400927 - 11/05/09 05:40 PM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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A bit off topic here, but the past few posts brings upon a question.
Who here has ever looked directly into the eyes of a Bald Eagle?

I used to volunteer at a wildlife park some years back, and I worked with these magnificent creatures, and the way those eyes coldly tore through Me with such intensity, made for a life-lasting impact.
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#400928 - 11/05/09 05:48 PM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Venus Flytrap]
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Originally Posted By: Shadowed Light


I used to volunteer at a wildlife park some years back, and I worked with these magnificent creatures, and the way those eyes coldly tore through Me with such intensity, made for a life-lasting impact.


Nice experience. I have not had the privilege. Imagine, those eyes are made for one thing...finding prey.
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#400934 - 11/05/09 06:12 PM Re: Did Shoggoths Kill the Cat lover? [Re: Roho_the_Rooster]
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Indeed.
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#401021 - 11/06/09 10:44 AM The Cat [Re: Nemo]
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Originally Posted By: Nemo
Quote:
...and the cat thinks- this human provides me with food, water, shelter, and affection- so I must be a God.


I asked a cat about this suggestion.

The cat looked at me, rolled his eyes and said,

"I do not think I am a God. I know this to simply be a fact."

grin


Hehee isn't life wonderful jack

Stand and Deliver grin



Edited by LightAngel (11/06/09 11:04 AM)
Edit Reason: It's a cat... so the cat has to edit what else can the cat do

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#401027 - 11/06/09 11:54 AM Re: The Cat [Re: LightAngel]
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Dog is god spelled backwards
Cat is god spelled correctly
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