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#408753 - 01/14/10 12:44 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: TheDegenerate]
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Originally Posted By: TheDegenerate
Oh, exactly. That's why I specified that it is very unoriginal in this century...at one point, it was SUCH an original idea, you might have been burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it.


It would be great if you could come up with an idea so original by today’s standards, that you might be burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it. I’m sure we could come up with something offensive enough to spur such a reaction, but something that would make others want to burn you at the stake, in this day and age; solely based on its appalling level of originality? That presents quite a challenge. laugh
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#408765 - 01/14/10 02:25 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: John Prophet]
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Originally Posted By: John Prophet
Originally Posted By: TheDegenerate
Oh, exactly. That's why I specified that it is very unoriginal in this century...at one point, it was SUCH an original idea, you might have been burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it.


It would be great if you could come up with an idea so original by today’s standards, that you might be burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it. I’m sure we could come up with something offensive enough to spur such a reaction, but something that would make others want to burn you at the stake, in this day and age; solely based on its appalling level of originality? That presents quite a challenge. laugh


How about a futuristic theme park, where dinosaurs are brought back to life using advanced cloning techniques?

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#408766 - 01/14/10 02:36 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: TheDegenerate]
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YEA!!!

And then, we could have the biggest baddest dino of them all get loose and start EATING PEOPLE.

I'll get on the script immediately.

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#408771 - 01/14/10 03:22 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: TheDegenerate]
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Originally Posted By: TheDegenerate

Oh yeah, so it's your GIRLFRIENDS fault that you recommended a mediocre book on your favorite website?


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#408775 - 01/14/10 04:01 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: John Prophet]
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Originally Posted By: John Prophet
Originally Posted By: TheDegenerate
Oh, exactly. That's why I specified that it is very unoriginal in this century...at one point, it was SUCH an original idea, you might have been burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it.


It would be great if you could come up with an idea so original by today’s standards, that you might be burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it. I’m sure we could come up with something offensive enough to spur such a reaction, but something that would make others want to burn you at the stake, in this day and age; solely based on its appalling level of originality? That presents quite a challenge. laugh


Perhaps an Islamic fundamentalist proselytizing his new religion bin Ladenism, in South Carolina? In response to the challenge.


Edited by Tier Instinct (01/14/10 04:17 PM)
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#408786 - 01/14/10 06:39 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: TheDegenerate]
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How about a futuristic theme park, where dinosaurs are brought back to life using advanced cloning techniques?


Sounds like a great idea!

Could you call it "Your-Ass-Is Parked" instead of Jur-ass-ic Park?

The reason is because when a T-rex is hungry then he'll park an ass like a pimp.

Please excuse my foul, corny, and twisted humor if it wasn't funny. laugh


Edited by LordOfDarkness (01/14/10 06:57 PM)
Edit Reason: Humor not aimed toward anyone specific
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#408792 - 01/14/10 07:23 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: John Prophet]
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Originally Posted By: John Prophet
It would be great if you could come up with an idea so original by today’s standards, that you might be burned on a piece of wood for mentioning it.

OK, I'll pitch an idea.

The year is 1649. Muslims harness the power of the Moon God and artificially develop a plant called marji-gharna, also known as "marijuana". It is an evil herb created to knock out the mind's ability for critical thought. Muslims then sell it to traders of the United States, telling them that it's good for paper and rope. They also sell them African slaves, who unbeknownst to the Americans, are actually all double agents for the Marji-gharna Illuminati cult, as are Jews, midgets, and the mentally retarded.

Fast forward to Austria 1944, where Adolf Hitler gets close to uncovering the world-wide green conspiracy, trying to eliminate the enemies in a holocaust. But before he can make his discovery, he is captured and set on fire. Not by the Allies, but rather the evil oligarchy trio who rules and enforces the Marji-gharna Illuminati: the Dahli Lama, Mother Theresa, and Mohandas Gandhi. They stay around to help enforce enslavement via convincing people into meatless diets and bad rock music.

And in modern times, Al Gore is in on this conspiracy too, convincing people that more plant growth will fight "global warming". But there is a secret order on the side dedicated at exposing the lies. For years, the Maji-gharna Illuminati tried to convince the world that the Freemasons were the evil Illuminati, but the Freemasons turn out to be just the opposite: these good guys who save the day and carry on the crusade just like their all-male organizational descendants (all college fraternities) secretly do. (And of course, their mascot of Satan is the real good guy who was scapegoated by the Muslims.) The Freemasons must now completely burn down the herb's source and the Muslim's secret headquarters: the Amazon rainforest! Using a crucifix dipped in bacon fat from Fred Phelps, they must finally abort the fetus that Tiger Woods placed in the womb of Oprah Winfrey, thus ending the Moon God's power.


It needs some work, but off the top of my head that's the most offensive plot line I could think of.
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#408796 - 01/14/10 07:51 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: Bill_M]
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#408801 - 01/14/10 09:27 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: Bill_M]
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Originally Posted By: Bill_M

It needs some work, but off the top of my head that's the most offensive plot line I could think of.


... Wow! That's all I gatta say.
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#408823 - 01/15/10 02:41 AM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: LordofDarkness]
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Or a movie where a lesbian United States president in an inter-racial relationship removes the tax-exemption statuses from all churches in the country to fix the economic debt,only to sit back and watch all of the religious fanatics and militant atheists kill each other out.

Does that sound good?
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#409160 - 01/18/10 04:11 AM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: ArtAche86]
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I kinda wish that would actually happen.
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#409187 - 01/18/10 09:28 AM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: TheDegenerate]
LordofDarkness Offline
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Originally Posted By: The Degenerate

Oh yeah, so it's your GIRLFRIENDS fault that you recommended a mediocre book on your favorite website?


No you misunderstood me. It is my girlfriend who showed me the book.

I posted it here for you guys to look at and opinionate on it.

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Talk about disrespect.


If you had to hear every night about conspiracy theores, how the world will end in two years, how the goverment will take over the world, how "god" is supposed to be a super alien race from another dimension, that we first lived on mars and moved to earth by our E.T. humanoid ancestors on space ships, and all of this bullshit came from youtube videos, you would probably think she is gullible also sir. laugh

But yeah you're right, it was a little degrading.

She's a nice girl.

There's alot of things I like about her and very few that I don't like.

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And if what "you stand for" is stabbing her in the back and making fun of her here in order to simply cover up what was simply a minor bad judgement call, don't lump me in with you.


I don't stand for stabbing women in the back.

I stand more along the lines of women bashing.

It's something she and I do to each other for fun. Hell, if you knew her, she bashes men just about every few minutes. laugh

I have no idea where you got that I am trying to cover up anything.

She has shown me the book on the webpage and I posted about the book here.

I wasn't trying to "make fun of her". She IS gullible. Lol

But she's extremely smart, attractive, and talented as well. She amuses me when she is gullible and I like it.

I don't think it was a bad judgment call to post about the book because it IS a fantasy book and some people may like to have fantasy books. Posting this book is for those people.

I labeled it as a fantasy book and I recall the author labeling it as a fantasy book. So what bad judgment have I made since I knew this all along and still posted it?


Edited by LordOfDarkness (01/18/10 10:29 AM)
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#409196 - 01/18/10 11:23 AM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: LordofDarkness]
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I have been reading this, and it is a combination of revolations in KJB, the satanic devil worshiping conspircy theories that say Oboma is the antichrist both on youtube, and the theorys of 2012 that places it as the end of days...

Sounds like a bunch of garbage that one of the hollywood types think would make a good movie such as the day after tomarrow, earthquake, or the vulcano that destroys Los Angeles.

My personal thoughts on the matter is that the book was written to cash in on the madness about the year 2012 that all the UFO nuts keep going on about on programs such as coast to coast.

I'm supprised the the new world order started by Bush and Clinton has not been mentioned yet.
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#409204 - 01/18/10 12:39 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: Pablovilla]
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I agree with you paul_r.

That was my take on it also.
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#409205 - 01/18/10 12:41 PM Re: Antichrist Version 666 book [Re: ArtAche86]
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Yes!

That sounds like a perfect idea!
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