Well, this guy is certainly no David Brin.

About the only original idea in that book would be the "uniplanetary evolution" thingy, which is mostly just a patching together of previously existing UFO/NewAge/Conspiracy lunacy. Also, it kinda pisses me off how he arrogantly asserts his idea as a "theory" when it's barely a hypothesis.

On the bright side, seeing as how even a third-rate book like this can get published gives me hope that someday I'll see my own work get printed.

Shouldn't be too tough. I think he uses a service like Lulu. And trust me, they will accept anything. My upcoming non-fictional treatise, "Thirty New Ways To Poke At Dog Poo With A Stick" should provide his book with a bit of competition.

Full colour pictures, as well!

Let me know when it comes available... I would like to check it out.

Oooh... Now there's a book with some serious potential! I shall be checking Amazon for it good sir!

Sounds good. Should be out around the same time pigs start flying, dogs start talking, and when Dane Cook actually becomes tolerable to listen to.

Lol! Alright then.