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#409922 - 01/24/10 12:29 AM Re: Dear Satan... [Re: SteelAndStone]
Spelled Moon Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 1691
Originally Posted By: SteelAndStone
I would like you, Satan, to actually appear in person, with a film crew in tow, so that everyone could enjoy watching Mr. or Ms. Theistic Satanist shit their pants on YouTube when a literal devil actually shows up, without aid of hallucinogens.

Satan, I understand that, being a metaphor rather than a literal entity, public appearances are rather difficult for you, but if you could make an exception, I would be eternally grateful for the laugh. I would even be willing to let you crash at my place for the night before returning to Hell. I don't mind if your horns or spiked tail gouge the mattress--that thing's shot anyway--but I would have to ask you to refrain from setting anything on fire, as I do not own the house. Thank you.


Beautiful! coopdevil

I don't know if Satan granted you a laugh, but you made me laugh. smile Thank you.

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#409961 - 01/24/10 09:46 AM Re: Dear Satan... [Re: Quaark]
MissMina1556 Offline
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Registered: 03/05/08
Posts: 1386
Loc: USA
Congratulations to you kind sir! 6666 posts!

Did you leave milk and cookies for Satan? Wait, Satan is not real, Satan is not real, Satan is not real. smile
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YOU ARE DEEP, DARK AND LOVELY.


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#410311 - 01/26/10 11:01 PM Re: Dear Satan... [Re: XUL]
Karakazak666 Offline


Registered: 01/26/10
Posts: 3
"Satan is Real". Thanks! A new one for the iPod.
Cheers!

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