Some of you people will be spending the rest of the year just trying to get back out of the deep holes you've been digging for yourselves today.
I used to think you can tell a joke in public and people will get the joke.
Then I wrote "How To Lose Friends And Influence Nobody: A Satanist's Guide to Losing Personal Power" that is reproduced in The Fire From Within: Nemo on Satanism
That was the most satirical piece I ever penned.
Then I was told by COS Central that I was getting fan mail
from people who were taking it seriously!
Since then, I do not tell jokes in public without HUGE DISCLAIMERS
that explain to all those high-IQ types out there that THIS IS A JOKE.
Well, this is not a joke.
I understand that the CoS Emporium
will be back up and running soon.
Patience is a virtue.