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#435151 - 10/15/10 09:25 AM You have got to be kidding me...
Zsche Offline



Registered: 04/17/09
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Loc: Where the 5.56 casings fall...

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2010/10/15/pkg.can.church.cross.globaltv?hpt=T2

I wonder if I will have created enough psychological melodrama that people will kiss the sarcophagus that holds my rotting flesh when I am dead?

I hope the fuck not.
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My suggestion to you, besides obtaining a copy of The Satanic Bible and reading it, is to immerse yourself in the information contained at the Church of Satan website.

Originally Posted By: Hagen von Tronje
You can't guzzle whiskey and pinch pretty ladies' asses when you're dead.

Originally Posted By: Roho_the_Rooster
Love life. Live life. Don't fuck with people unnecessarily. Don"t let other people fuck with you. Simple guidelines that that will help you to make informed, intelligent and Satanic decisions.

Originally Posted By: Callier
Constructive criticism is one thing but people that just point blank tell others what they should be doing with their lives without any kind of permission can eat a bag of hairy balls.

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#435155 - 10/15/10 09:45 AM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
Waya Offline
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It don't surprise me at all. 'rolls eyes'
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#435157 - 10/15/10 09:54 AM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
Grima Offline


Registered: 12/20/04
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Loc: Netherlands
Why is it always that when religious objects are moist it's weeping? It could be sexually aroused by all the religious people touching it.

But seriously, this doesn't surprise me at all as I've seen people worshiping a urine stain on a wall that apparently looked like their zombie savior. Hermann Rorschach would have a field day with that one.

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#435160 - 10/15/10 10:31 AM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
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Registered: 07/13/06
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It is, evedently, nothing more than condensation.
The worshippers of the cosmic zomby are brain dead sheep and belive anything and everything they are told.

Evidence the "images" of the alledged virgin on a damned blueberry muffin, etc.
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#435164 - 10/15/10 11:47 AM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: DCLXVI]
Zsche Offline



Registered: 04/17/09
Posts: 158
Loc: Where the 5.56 casings fall...


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4034787.stm

...it's a grilled cheese fucking sandwich.
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Originally Posted By: Phineas
My suggestion to you, besides obtaining a copy of The Satanic Bible and reading it, is to immerse yourself in the information contained at the Church of Satan website.

Originally Posted By: Hagen von Tronje
You can't guzzle whiskey and pinch pretty ladies' asses when you're dead.

Originally Posted By: Roho_the_Rooster
Love life. Live life. Don't fuck with people unnecessarily. Don"t let other people fuck with you. Simple guidelines that that will help you to make informed, intelligent and Satanic decisions.

Originally Posted By: Callier
Constructive criticism is one thing but people that just point blank tell others what they should be doing with their lives without any kind of permission can eat a bag of hairy balls.

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#435168 - 10/15/10 12:11 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
TheDegenerate Offline
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Registered: 11/11/07
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It's embarressing to think that these retards live in my country.

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#435171 - 10/15/10 01:10 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
Nahash Prince Offline



Registered: 01/15/03
Posts: 197
Loc: Currently at large
That is a result of programming at it's best. And the bad thing about it is, they refuse to reason within themselves in word and deed.
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#435173 - 10/15/10 02:28 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
XUL Offline


Registered: 12/12/09
Posts: 238
Loc: Oslo, Norway
Ah... well it isn't that different from, say, following U2 on a world tour -- except you have to remember that these people don't ever really fuck so their sexual fantasies will be quite weird. However, nothing that can't be hidden under a priestly frock and a pious image.
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#435174 - 10/15/10 02:49 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: XUL]
Nahash Prince Offline



Registered: 01/15/03
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Lol...I like that XUL. You’ve made a very good point. The priesthood's circle has always been the place of action.
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those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his "divine spiritual and intellectual
development", has become the most vicious animal of all!"...Dr. La Vey

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#435177 - 10/15/10 04:19 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Grima]
Delta Offline
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Registered: 12/18/07
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To be fair it's not always tears. There was some saintly chick who got locked up and breast fed her kid from behind the bars. When she died in jail her breast still miraculously lactated to keep the baby alive. I'm afraid I can't find her name online, Google only gave me a lactating statue of Angelina Jolie, but statues of this saint have also been said to give milk from time to time. My biggest regret in the matter is I can't think up a joke about religious nuts trying to force a baby to suckle its dead parents postmortem effluvium, as is what likely inspired the tale.

Let's also not forget the menstruating Mary of South Park or the ejaculating St. Peter that my college roommate spent so long planning. Oh, and they cry blood a lot too, at least in 90s religious horror and The X-Files.
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#435180 - 10/15/10 05:45 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
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Originally Posted By: Shrine Administrator from video
Something is happening here...


Yeah it's called condensation. Lol!

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#435184 - 10/15/10 06:36 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Zsche]
anna Offline


Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 219
Loc: Poland
I don't know how it is in America but in our country it is quite normal to kiss not only a sarcophagus of a saint but also a coffin of a relative or a friend just to show love and respect.

As regards this so called miracle I doubt if it is ever to be accepted by Rome. It's too grotesque. Some people miss miracles, perhaps they are unsure of their own faith, so they need a proof, even if it is a ridiculous one.

Well, it's so hard to explain to the atheist the difference between a genuine miracle and a fake one. I'm not a theologian and anyway it's so subjective. For me everything that happens in my daily life is a miracle. I don't think that things just happen, everything has a purpose and meaning. I do not need any other proof.

A lovely song smile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Yzo05hbAc
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#435185 - 10/15/10 06:57 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: anna]
Delta Offline
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I was so totally expecting you to link to this:

Another lovely song wink
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs
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#435187 - 10/15/10 07:33 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Delta]
thorn9 Offline


Registered: 03/13/10
Posts: 119
Oh hell, how come I never have any pee stains of jesus or anything like that? I feel so left out!

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#435188 - 10/15/10 08:03 PM Re: You have got to be kidding me... [Re: Delta]
anna Offline


Registered: 09/27/10
Posts: 219
Loc: Poland
And I was expecting you to post this cynical song, I hate hip hop.
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