Tsk tsk, Shade, you just don't understand advanced metaphors. It means that Delta thinks like a hunter of aliens selling braziers around the North pole. Clear? Glad I could help.

Merci Beaucoup, Mesdames! Choux gratuit pour tous!

Perhaps it would make more sense if we personally knew the guy who sells vegetables “round the corner” from her. Maybe it’s one of those “you have to be there” sort of things.

Well... this thread sure has taken an interesting turn. I'm in the mood for sauerkraut now.

Thank you for the most hearty laugh I've had thus far this morning. Though I do think it's sort of mean for you to throw insults at poor Delta. We all know he's not all there, but we allow him to stay out of pity… and there you go, calling him out on his inferior brain power. It's almost not fair, how you use your staggering intelligence against someone so ill equipped to defend himself. At least you were kind enough to not actually argue with him.

In respect to your reply to me, thank you for your concern. I didn't actually realize how dangerous my kind behavior is. Phew, at least I enjoy living life on the edge. Thank Satan you're here to show me the error of my ways.

In all seriousness, I generally try my best to maintain a polite, but direct, demeanor here on the boards. If those around me will forgive one small indiscretion, I'd be awfully appreciative. Please don't hold it against me.

SINclair, your posts are really fucking stupid. The fact that you seem to think anything other than that fact means you are most likely really fucking stupid in person. Please don't lecture me or reply to me in the future. There is really no point, as anyone with a modicum of intelligence would be best served doing the exact opposite of anything you say. Now go spend the rest of your day telling yourself that I'm not a Satanist either, I really couldn't care less.

Now if everyone will excuse me, I'm off to make a video of my daily beauty regime for Delta, because we all know he's too dumb to read a nine page essay.
Hey, that bastard had it coming.

This made my morning 90% better. Thank you.

How did this thread go from sycophancy to cabbage?
By the way, that's one sexy avatar, Delta.. Bruja, yours is quite sexy aswell but I just can't decide...

Thanks, Z., I need all the help I can get. Kind of exhausting to need subtitles all the time but I swear I'm not speaking the same language as some folks even if it's technically English. It's like trying to decipher those damnably cryptic fortune cookies. Riddle me this, riddle me that... I usually just give up and eat the cookie.

Reminds me of Denis Leary... "Happiness comes in small doses, folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt, you eat the cookie, you go to sleep, get up in the morning and go to fucking work!"

But . . . But his cabbage is kosher. That means it is really good.

Hmmm...I think it is important to take any statement made by Dr. LaVey in the context of the whole of his writings. It is somtimes insinuated that Dr. LaVey was a bull shit artist, and that is what lesser magic is about. Note...I am NOT concluding that this is your conclusion. The context of your quote is the complimenting people who you deem worthy of compliments. By your example, you already know this. As a parent, I try to point out where my son gets it right rather than wrong. I also try to do that as a supervisor at work, and as a spouse. This is a sign of having healthy self-esteem. Our children can inherit either our self-esteem, or lack of it.

No, dear Prophet, the guy who sells vegetables round the corner from me is exactly the same as the guy who sells vegetables round the corner from you, and every other guy who sells vegetables all around the world.

The short-sighted kind of people who always sees things either black or white, never grey.

The kind of people who think inside the pocket compartment, inside of the box.

I wouldn't want to be the guy sharing the bed with you that night, if what you're planning to do is eating all that stock of cabbage in one go.

Damn, you seem to have dedicated your life to the study of vegetable sellers all around the world.

I would simply love to find out that John Prophet, when he's not busy planning to take over the world, engages in vagetables distribution. They're healthy you know.

If you were paying attention to what you've been reading on these posts, you would have noticed that my comparison was not about John Prophet, in fact I very much enjoy reading John Prophet's posts on these Forums.