Damn, you seem to have dedicated your life to the study of vegetable sellers all around the world.

I would simply love to find out that John Prophet, when he's not busy planning to take over the world, engages in vagetables distribution. They're healthy you know.

If you were paying attention to what you've been reading on these posts, you would have noticed that my comparison was not about John Prophet, in fact I very much enjoy reading John Prophet's posts on these Forums.

And my post was not against John, obviously, but rather about your vegetable-seller idea. Enough said.

Hey, some men are into eproctophilia.

And I wouldn't worry about people being so mean to you. It'll pass.

I’m afraid not, but that’s not a bad idea. In fact, controlling the distribution of agricultural goods could be an expedient route to global domination.

I had to Google that. I now wish I hadn't...

I hoped you'd see it that way :-)

I tried to think of a funny reply to this, I tried to type up a sarcastic note on hypocrisy and I even typed out the first few lines of a lecture on how every vegetable salesman is unique like the leaves on an artichoke. But honestly, I simply cannot think of any way to insult or demean you that's nastier, funnier or more pathetic than what you do to yourself in every post.